All the good people are in heaven with eternal bliss awaiting them, the condemned already damned to hell, but just as the final judgment ends you find out that you have been selected as the next contestant on the Price is Life. You are escorted by two angels to an enormous phallic throne, given absolute power, and are told that you must now make an offering to God's creator, God. Jesus explains that it will balance the universe, stop time, or some shit like that, and basically you just have to sacrifice either God or Jesus before your afterlife of paradise. Who do you choose? Why?
Who cares about the sacrifice? I've got absolute power now, so it's party time on the phallic throne!
When you say "sacrifice", did you mean: - laying either god or Jesus on a pedestal, and slicing their heart from their chest with a big knife, and dancing around with it while making weird noises? - Ejecting them from heaven for the greater good?
Jesus is more down wit da kids and seems as though he has more street smarts. Who do you think would be better at NHL on the playstation, God or Jesus? With a beard like that and his long flowing robes, Jesus obviously enjoys some green now and then. I pick God.
I agree. As proven by the bible, Jesus was too much of a pacifist, and wouldn't have been an agressive enough player. God on the other hand has been smiting and cursing people left and right throughout history. God would kick lots of butt......and probably hog the controller.
