Vaseline: The Dangers of?

I've been wackin' off with Vaseline for awhile now. But I've heard that it can give you some kind of cancer or something. Ever heard of that?

 

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WAY..... to much information.

check web md.


-MT

 

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Vasline is 100 percent harmless to humans.

 

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Geez, ......so use something else, for god's sake!! How 'bout bear grease? Old motor oil? Axle grease? Crisco? Geez!!

But better still is go find a girl and fuck her instead of whacking off.

Baron Max

 

Olive oil is good for you, shouldn't have a problem if you use that. KY jelly is safer than V.

 

Mayonnaise.

 

Draino.

 

Why do you need to use anything? =/

Doesn't it just make a mess?

 

what i was thinking too

 

use gravel and tar for extra grip

 

cheese graters and brillo pads work for me.

 

Vaseline schmaseline its the hairy palms and blindness you need to worry about.

 

I'll think I'll try the Mayo and Draino first. If that works out to be a problem, I'll try a cheese grater.

 

this has to be the most sick thread I've ever seen, god help me.

 

You've led a sheltered life

 

I know. Who hasn't wacked off before? We all do it. Rosy Palm bitches...

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I'm afraid vaseline is highly carcinogenic, and if even the slightest amount gets in contact with your penis you are doomed. I'm afraid you will just have to have it amputated.

 

saliva is harmless inside the mouth

BUT

outside the mouth it tends to rot the flesh

too many bj's can be disasterous

 

D'you take a kind of perverse pride in telling us that? So how many fortunate dicks have you rotted away?

 

of course I take pleasure in it

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and to my knowledge any shrinkage (rot related IMO) was down to natural causes (that's what the consultants said anyway?)