I've been wackin' off with Vaseline for awhile now. But I've heard that it can give you some kind of cancer or something. Ever heard of that?
Geez, ......so use something else, for god's sake!! How 'bout bear grease? Old motor oil? Axle grease? Crisco? Geez!! But better still is go find a girl and fuck her instead of whacking off. Baron Max
I'll think I'll try the Mayo and Draino first. If that works out to be a problem, I'll try a cheese grater.
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I'm afraid vaseline is highly carcinogenic, and if even the slightest amount gets in contact with your penis you are doomed. I'm afraid you will just have to have it amputated.
saliva is harmless inside the mouth BUT outside the mouth it tends to rot the flesh too many bj's can be disasterous
D'you take a kind of perverse pride in telling us that? So how many fortunate dicks have you rotted away?
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