I have a problem....

I'm not getting anything done. I'm skipping classes. I'm missing meals. I'm not sudying. I don't see my friends. I rarely go out. When I do, I call it an evening early.

I'm having too much sex. I spend 2 to 6 hours a day having sex. Some days all I do is sleep and fuck and maybe eat.

What should I do?

 

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stop having so much sex.

 

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I've tried.
It's really hard.

 

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well than...these are the choices

1) get rid of your penus
2) get rid of the girlfriend
3) kill urself
4) intake sex-suppressing chemicals
5) have lots of sex, do it real fast and hard, in like 5 minutes...so that all of it is gone...and u got nothing left...than after this drink 5 cups of coffee so u have energy to go on

I would suggest 5 ...make ur gf squeek from the speed and power.

 

6 HOURS A DAY???

yeah right.

are you on speed? or what?

-MT

 

no jus cocaine, marijuana, an heroine...thaz all

 

sounds like a sex addiction

 

Sounds like a good year.

 

this might sound crazy, but sex is overrated

 

...yeah that sounds crazy. especially for people like me, who had no sex to underrate or overrate.

 

I KNOW.... CASTRATION... should fix the problem.

-MT

 

A few hours in the morning, a few hours at night. Add it up.

 

ah... so in-between sex.... your just to lazy to go to school?

stop blaming the sex... and get off your ass.

if you cant work or learn... soon... she wont want sex with you anymore.

and if you studied hard... and worked hard.

you may get more.. and better sex.


think of it as an investment in future poon-tang.

-MT

 

Aside from the sex, how do you find your courses? If you can't be bothered to turn up for lectures, it can be a good sign that you don't really enjoy the course you're on. Skipping tutorials is one thing (especially depending on the tutor), but if you're missing the learning and then not doing the work, you'll probably fail at the end of the year anyway.

 

Maybe this is Roman's natural mating routine-- he's like a salmon or something. He's uncontrollably compelled to copulate nonstop until he is a useless atrophied corpse.

 

You must masturbate. Its cool, it will pass.

 

Sounds like no problem at all! I'm very much the same way. Insatiable.

 

Dude people have worse problems than you do. Just keep yourself intellectually stimulated at all times. Sex is a form of entertainment, keep it in moderation though. Start off by holding it off for a week then 2 .. well you get the sequence. Always be optimisitic, keep it simple.

 

Periods of sexual insatiability are sometimes common, it's probably an obsession with a current partner/s that will wane over time, meanwhile, enjoy it for what it is. However, it wouldn't be cool to flunk your school results or lose your friends just because your living the pornstar dream. Try and balance it.

 

i still say castration would be the easy fix.

-MT