There is no such thing. Every kebab has political ideology. One day a kebab will be crafted using none other than the lamb of lucifer himself.
` Kebabs actually incite more evil, as once people sample their bebab-ly (kebab-ish ?) tastiness, they are undoubtedly incited to war, oppression, and even genocide as access to the supply of meat to make 'em is inevitably contested, and efforts are made to deny certain "unworthy", "impure", or "infidel" ethnic, religious, or political groups/castes/"races"/peoples the resource. Indeed, one might well hypothesize that the kebab itself is a contrivance of the Devil. In fact, if one skews the translation of the original Bible manuscripts sufficiently, I am 101% certain that the infamous "forbidden fruit" was, in fact, a kebab - which Satan induced man to consume as a jab at the "Lamb of God". That is , in essence, why they are so tempting... you're not supposed to be eating them. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
But, don't you see? Tawouk Is the lamb of Lucifer and is now to be found wherever the original lamb kebab is sold, this is how we were all deceived, thinking that lamb kebab was the actual lamb of god, imagining that every time we ate one we were partaking in his holy communion while all the time we were falling into his devious trap, gradually introducing his evil chicken to our jaded palates, even deceiving us with the idea that chicken is somehow more healthy than gods lamb, which as we all know was never gods but satans all the while. Oh woe, what frightful insights we have discovered with the introduction of this thread, it is a veritable Pandoras box of evil and is liable to consume us from within. But then again, I'm not completely sure about all this.
I voted "not sure" There don't seem to be any events in recorded history where kebabs had any influence one way or the other.
I quite like the flag of Nicaragua myself, but you still can't get away from the fact... kebabs are our saviour... NO, they are eevil!
Not all kebabs are evil, only some of them, poor and misguided. The only people who eat them dress in red robes and sport sinister mini beards.
Actually salmonella was the creation of a benevolent God, designed to rid the World of morons who buy deseased meat from wacky outlets.
Not true. I once knew a peice of meat that got elected to the Office of Mayor. Unforunately he was accidently consumed at the congratulation dinner.
Yes, that stuff can come back to haunt you when you run a political campaign. He always claimed he never swallowed the stuff, he just pretended to "fit in".