New Ownership - Conspiracy?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by phonetic, Oct 15, 2006.

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Is there a conspiracy?

Poll closed Oct 18, 2006.
  1. There has to be!

    57.1%
  2. Of course not, you dafty.

    28.6%
  3. I'm not sure.

    14.3%
  1. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Well..

    Zox. The new owner.

    Zox is the name of a band.

    A band is a group of musicians.

    Musicians are sometimes controlled by a conductor.

    A conductor checks and sells tickets on trains.

    The Trans-Siberian railway is the longest in the world.

    The Cossacks traveled across Siberia by land and boat.

    Travelling anti-clockwise on the ring of fire from Siberia, the nearest country is North Korea.

    North Korea is the main concern of the Six Party talks, the other parties are: China, South Korea, the USA, Russia and Japan.

    Excluding North Korea, an anagram can be made from the party names.
    Insurrection. Osaka. Pasha. Juan. Usa.

    A google search of all the words in the anagram produce this webpage http://www.historymole.com/cgi-bin/main/results.pl?theme=10001772

    Although Pasha isn't in there.

    Etymologists variously derive the word pasha from the Persian padshah; Turkish padishah, equivalent to "king" or "emperor".

    All in all, Zox has covered his tracks and reminded me that he is the new king around here.

    But there must be a conspiracy!?

    Let's get to the bottom of it.
     
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  3. John99 Banned Banned

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    who cares? the new server is much faster isn't it?
     
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  5. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Of course! there has to be!
     
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  7. :bugeye: Great Leaping Lesbians! But of course, it's all so obvious - we've been taken over by....

    By the Illuminati!

    Or, possibly a reputable chain of reasonably priced high-street sports ware and accessories retail outlets!

    Why didn't we see it before?!

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  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    No, we were always controlled by the illimunati. But it seems they have been unknowingly controlled by an even greater evil.
     
  9. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, a reputable chain of reasonably priced high-street sports ware and accessories retail outlets.
     
  10. But of course - Wallmarts!
     
  11. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    No, Wallmart was always controlled by K-Mart. It was an easy diversion.
     
  12. Grrrrrrrrrr! Curse them, oily foreign blighter's!

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  13. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I thought all those content-link ads to beef-jerky was a bit suspicious.
     
  14. Oh yes, those poor, poor cattle. I could weep! What sort of filthy minded monster is that actually wants to jerk off cows in the first place?! The humanity!

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    It's a new and beautieful new interface!
     
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    Yes, true. But at what cost, Brent? What cost...?

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  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You're all high on Krelm Toothpaste...

    It's never a conspiracy.
    Just another lone gunman.
     
  18. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    they're coming to take me away ha, ha, ho, ho, he, he
     
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    Ooo, can we rent your posting space for ads?
     
  20. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Who ?

    The Secret Order of the Illuminati Lesbians ?
    (it's a conspiracy)

    You should sing to them, thus:

    Oh ~
    The 'lluminati don't allow no les-bian luvvin' round he-e-ere...
    The 'lluminati don't allow no les-bian luvvin' round he-e-ere...
    Well, we don't care what the 'lluminati don't allow ~
    We gonna have les-bian luvvin' any-old-how !
    The 'lluminati don't allow no les-bian luvvin' round he-e-e-e-e-ere...!!!
     

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