OMFG guys

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I still cannot believe what happened today...i'm still pretty shaken up by this. My parents are shocked as well...


    I was riding home from school today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
     
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  3. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    Wait, what?
     
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  5. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    That sounded quite serious until you got to, 'Yo Homes, to Bel Air'
     
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  7. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I really can't tell if this is serious or a joke.
     
  8. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    That's really not funny.
     
  9. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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  10. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    It is the opening lyrics from the tv series, 'Prince of Bel air'
     
  11. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    I figured it out at the 'auntie and uncle' part.
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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  13. Roman Banned Banned

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    I got to here, and then I thought "Ahh yes, I remember the 90s well."
     
  14. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    So confusing. I'm forever going to think of Will Smith when I watch American History X now.
     
  15. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Yes.. just picture him the victim of the curb stomp.

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  16. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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    It made me laugh, and I didn't even watch Prince of Bel-Air.
     
  17. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Trolls on other forums are sometimes great sources of humor.

    Lawl! I got hooogee bicepZ by doin pushupz!

    You guys probably don't get that one.

    Back to doing what I was doing... which is wasting time!
     
  18. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    Big Willie is far more likely to be the one dishing it to Ed Norton, even if he is a Hyper-Nazi.
     
  19. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Numerous off-topic posts deleted.
     
  20. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    Too bad. That was a real gem you just killed.
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Are thoughts not free anymore?
     
  22. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Off topic posts are deleted now?

    WTF?
     
  23. baumgarten fuck the man Registered Senior Member

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    I'm going to protest.
     

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