We need a new holiday. A day where anyone and everyone is free to be a jerk. On this day, each person should try to see who can be the biggest jerk of that day, by bullying in a harmless way. We have Holidays like Christmas, and others where people can share and show love, but we don't have a holiday for bullies, so I figure jerk day would be an interesting experiment. What do you think? Should we have a free day to be a jerk? On this one day, you can be a jerk to your boss and not get fired. On this one day, you can be a complete asshole for fun.
Nah. I get the joy of being a jerk, but hundreds of other people get to be jerks to me? Not a good ratio.
