This is a daft question, however I thought it would probably quite happily sit nestled amoungst the other equally as daft questions in Free Thoughts. Quite simply the hypothesis is this: A new Doll/Toy has been created, it's in Bin Laden's image and has a draw string on it's back. When you pull it, it says One of Ten comments. If you were the person writing the "Dolls" commentary, what lines would you submit to the manufacturer? (And yes, feel free to Grot laden with the drawstring)
Praise Allah! Death to the infidels! Where's my hookah, bitch?! Every American man is an enemy to us. The name's Laden. Bin Laden.
4. I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.
When I read "One of Ten comments," I read it as "One of Ten Commandments." Osama as Moses would be pretty badass.
Ha! For some reason, when first reading the post I thought it said, "When you pull it, it says One of the Ten Commandments." Maybe that would be a funny thing for it to do. That'd show 'em! Christians and Muslims alike. Or... It could say, "Derka derka jihad." Heh. I wasn't alone...
1. i'm mujahadeen not taliban 2. wage holy war responsibly 3. stealth fighters, smart bombs and missles, they STILL can't get me. 4. HEY! where's my 29 virgins?
