10 reasons why the neo-cons should love the Al-Qaeda

While talking to a few neo-cons on sci-forums, I had a startling epiphany.

The neo-cons and Al-Qaeda are twin souls!

1. They both want power in the Middle East

2. They both need each other to stay in power.

3. They both believe they have the moral high ground and are saving the world by destroying the other.

4. They both love to use guns and explosives on civilians to make their point.

5. They both think their beliefs are the answer to the world's troubles.

6. They both like to make television appearances to declare their pure motives and declare war, all in the same breath.

7. They are both supported by ardent fanatics and deplored by liberals and pacifists.

8. They both brainwash people to maintain a high level of cannon fodder.

9. They are both running out of favor worldwide.

10. They are both waiting for the Apocalypse.

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What do you think?

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that you are wrong on every point except 2.

 

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Yeah, I agree with Leopold. I think you should rethink your post, Sam, then maybe repost it.

Baron Max

 

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Okay changed point 2

 

Brilliant!!

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Okay, so now you're wrong on ALL counts!

Baron Max

 

I don't think so, but I would like to hear why you think so.

 

we want stability not power

we 'need' al-fuckups about as much as a paper asshole

we think it will be safer without al-fuckups

you are talking about the military, not the so called "neo-cons"

of course. the al-fuckups strap dynamite on wounded civilians. some answer

fighting evil is a noble cause

the left isn't fanatic?

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my, what a low opinion you must have of the american people

not exactly.

the al-fuckups are.

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get your schooling from europe next time

 

Are all Americans neo-cons?

 

are all muslims terrorists?

 

Excellent post Sam, couldn't agree more!
Smoke that Ann Coulter fans!

 

No. Next question.

 

it was meant to be rhetorical idiot, read sams post and then his and learn to take things in context

 

No, really? Sarcasm seems beyond you...

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From Osama's speech:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10079-2004Oct29.html

Does the army get up and go everywhere on whims and fancies?

Do they support the War on Terror?

No I never confuse bureaucracy and politics of the government with the opinion of the people, especially not after watching the media here.

Al-Qaeda:
http://www.nowpublic.com/chatham_house_report_al_qaeda_still_significant_but_losing_ground

US:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2994924.stm

The Rapture Index?
http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0211-22.htm
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And miss all this!

 

yes it is asshole

 

No fighting guys; this is a love thread

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That's why they should be called the American Taliban.

11. They both think God is on their side.
12. They both repress the rights of women.
13. Both groups do business with the Bin Ladens.

 

How do neocons repress the rights of women?

 

They are anti-abortion.
(I guess you could also argue that they are against lesbian marriages.)