Meeting God

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Sep 17, 2006.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    If you had the chance to go to Heaven and ask God one single question before coming back, which question would you ask?

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  3. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Why was I made so sexy?
     
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  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Yeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!

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  7. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    "What question should I ask?"
     
  8. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    So you DO exist?
     
  9. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Now that you're retiring, why choose me as your replacement?
     
  10. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    May I offer a few suggestions?
     
  11. original sine Registered Senior Member

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    "Holy shit! How did I get here?"
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Well one could argue everything is the best that it could be.
     
  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Oh God!
     
  14. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Huh?

    Imagine if the world was a utopia: it would be boring and what is the point of life? Why would God care if everything is "all good?"

    On the otherside of the spectrum: an all-evil world accomplishes nothing. It's quick to self-destruction. What is the fun in that?

    You have to consider why a higher being would want a universe with intelligent beings (assume that there is a being. However, given the question we can assume we were created with intent).
     
  15. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Absane I'm shocked!

    You haven't even heard my suggestions!
     
  16. LeeDa Danger! Read with caution. Registered Senior Member

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    the defintion of utopia is not boring
     
  17. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    No but it is a consequence.

    I'm God. I am all-knowing. Don't doubt me.
     
  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I don't believe you.

    Those were not my suggestions.

    Mine was to do with the platypus and penguins.
     
  19. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Why do all the talented musicians magically die at the age of 27(+-2)?
     
  20. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    so whats hell really like?
     
  21. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    'How are you?'
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Suck my cock, please!?!
     
  23. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    or

    "did you decorate this place yourself?"
     

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