What is a real animal? As we know only real animals go to heaven. Some people think that god is a pigeon. What's your biased opinion on this? (no trolling).
i dont have a biased opinion. god is an old man in the sky, judging me every time i masturbate to the computer science subforum. how could you think it would be anything else? animals are heathens, licking their genitals, birds waking me up in the morning, perpetuating the blasphemy that science calls "ecosystems"....its all rubbish. satan put the dinosaur bones there to fool us!!!
I don't know. i saw plenty of people licking genitalia, usually just not their own. And isn't a good christian supposed to be woken up in the morning. maybe they executing god's will. And we all know that pigeons can live a normal life with just one paw.
It, somehow, feel right….So I can only conclude that it is right. Hasn’t spirit been depicted using a dove? Proof enough for me.
Needless to say is that the word 'dogma' consists of two words: 'dog' and 'ma'. Dog is another divine animal. Coincidence? I do not think so. Nor does god.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! the robot devil is gonna have your skin for this, monkeyman.... i would be careful if i were you.
Well then, I would have to admit that I’m an agnostic on this matter. I feel it to be right but a part of me - the evil part – is skeptical. I need an exorcism bath to cleanse myself of this. I know that the spiritual and the material are two completely different domains. In one we are all the same, in the other we are different. I feel better in the first, so that one must be the most real one. Ergo a pigeon can be God
I think it went all quite well till the last sentence which could be lifted straight from the satanic bible, or a controversial salman rushdie novel.. 'Ergo a pigeon can be god' Ergo, a pigeon IS god!
Oops! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Are statues, then, demonic? God seems particularly interesting in covering them up with feces. But I shouldn’t ask too many questions. It will ruin the buzz of spiritual awakening. It all feels so right.
There is nothing wrong with faeces. Whole nations are build on bird shit or guano. Wars have started because of the divine qualities of Guano! Well, technically the pigeon does not produce guano. Only seabirds and bats do so. Maybe we have arrived here at a moment comparable to Charles Darwin inventing evolution. Maybe the pigeon is not the best shitter around. Maybe the bat or the diverse group of seabirds are more divine? Oh...how a world view can collapse by applying science. I feel sad. I feel like I just lost something.
You over-thought it, dude. You deconstructed it into oblivion. Leave it alone. Bask in the feeling of its truthiness. Take a hint from women and men like darkgigantic and Ron, stop thinking and just feel. Make some unsubstantiated claims and enjoy their ‘reality’. Spirit, God….Aaaaaaaaah feels nice.
This is a discussion forum. Please keep the ad hominem attacks to a minimum. The cat has been depicted as a god in many different cultures, for instance the egyptian cat god Bast. Cats hunt pigeons. is this a reflection of an ancient fight between Gods? The energy levels in my aura say that this is the case.
Well, I didn't just feel. I felt my aura. There is no question that the aura has been scientifically and spiritually established as the most divine energy-truth flows that can exist, despite that pathetic little scientists (not an ad hominem attack, just the truth) tried to ridicule it. I feel the cat. And I feel the pigeon. And there is a third. A trinity of holiness that is good. As true as the fact that the sky is blue because blue is a heavenly colour.
I feel you.... The sage dimlightgigantic has taught me that there are scientists who believe in God and this only proves, all the more, that He exists. He also teaches that the body is the clothing of the spirit. Like God, I do not see spirit, but I feel that it is there, because I cannot explain life otherwise and because it offers me the way out of mortality. I die and a pigeon takes my spirit and clothes it in another corporeal garment. I become immortal. This feels great. Therefore it must be true. Why ask more questions? I only ask questions when it doesn’t feel great. Then I become skeptical and rational. I feel my self. It was written. Prove that blue is not a heavenly color. If you cannot and it feels nice, then it is. Black, for example, does not feel so nice. So, it must not be a heavenly color but the color of evil.
BAH !!! The fullness of Black contains blue - and every other color - and hence if it is "evil", then "evil" is all-encompassing. Black is also the color of the eternal Void, against which even the light of millions of suns arrayed in their puny gossamers of galaxies amount to nothing more than tiny glittering pinpricks. The lot of you are undoubtedly heretics and pagans of the most dour and dire ilk... Damn Ye to your Hell-on-Earth of boodgie-woodgie blue skies and rains of caustic pidgeon droppings ! You shall undoubtedly be condemned to writhe in eternal agony (or at least suffer a genital itching which no amount of scratching will relieve) when The One True God returns... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
