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Chuck Norris can eat 4 bowling balls at once without chewing. Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because the word "hunting" implies a probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Some people can sometimes kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed eight birds with half a stone. What's that you say? There's no such thing as half a stone? Those birds didn't think so either.
Chuck Norris once made an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger that could never be seen without turning the viewer into stone. But then he watched it anyway, and didn't turn into stone because he's Chuck Norris!
chuck norris eats beef jerky, and shits gunpowder. he then uses the gunpowder to make bullets, and kill another cow. he then makes more beef jerky. some call this "the circle of life."
Chuck norris visited the virgin islelands, they are now known as the islands If chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down