Alright, this thread is all our collective pick up shots on girls. You may contribute to this collective on your own free will or just practice shit you plan to tell a girl. I will startl; So I went up to this girl at break and said, "your face is so beautiful it should be up in the Sky".
"Hi, you have such lovely green eyes and teeth. Can you lend me any money?" "You're very tall for a fat midget." "You're looking well - have you been ill?" "Here, let me help you with those heavy shopping bags... Ha ha! Sucker!!" "Are you really 76!?? No way!" "Gosh, you have really beautiful... breasts. My friends and I were wondering whether you fancy a gang-bang?"
Do you use the 'Did it hurt?' one as well? I think chat up lines are too contrived, I just say the first thing that comes into my head. The last opening line I used was "are you russian?" lmao.
"Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne and I fight crime on the week-ends: wanna sleep with me? Please say yes, I'm tired of having Robin do things..."
Do you work on the principle that everyone is pullable(gay) then? or do you also find out if the brother is gay first?
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I recall that line! That creepy deep voice! I got chills!!
I only need to know if the guy drinks alcohol. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I prefer straight ones. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
