Summary of 'Reservoir Dogs' in 30 secs by bunnies!

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  3. Naat Scientia potestas est. Registered Senior Member

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    I wish all those long and pointless movies where 30 seconds long and acted by bunnies. It would have saved many hours of my life. Reservoir Dogs ara a blast thou, definately worth that 1,5h what you would waste watching it.
     
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  5. Roman Banned Banned

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    Wow. That was Reservoir Dogs in 30 seconds, with bunnies.
     
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    Holy hell that is good.. Great movie though, great..
     
  8. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Meh.
    It didn't have my favorite line:

    "Stop pointing that gun at my dad!"
     
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    The impressive part is that it is exactly what it is described as. Reservoir Dogs in 30 seconds, with bunnies.
     
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  13. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I forgot why that guy told Harvey Keitel he was a cop.
     
  14. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Because he was a cop.
     
  15. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    He did not tell him he was a cop because he was a cop. He did not have to tell him.
     
  16. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Because they were friends. They really bonded in the car on the ride to the warehouse. Might have even had some oral sex (kidding).

    Mr. Orange was an undercover cop. He killed Mr. Blonde who had been torturing the captured cop. The reason he gave to Mr. White and Pink was that Blonde had gone nuts and was going to double cross everybody. When Eddie and Joe showed up, they knew this was bullshit as Blonde was as loyal as the day is long.
    Joe said that Orange was a cop and was going to kill him.
    White pulled out his gun and threatened Joe.
    Eddie pulled his gun out to point at White. Uttering the famous line: "Stop pointing that gun at my dad!"
    Joe shoots Orange.
    White shoots Joe.
    Eddie shoots White.
    White shoots Eddie.
    Pink takes off with the diamonds.

    Then. After things are a bit calmed down, White, still alive, cuddles up to his butt buddy Orange. Orange feels obligated to tell him that he's a cop. After all, the guy just basically died defending him.

    Thus, Orange's dilemma, at the end, is that of any narc. To go into such deep cover that you identify with your victims.

    He got what was coming to him. That's the way I see it.
    Actually, he got off pretty damned easy. Blonde should have had some fun with him.
     
  17. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I guess it made for a more dramatic ending. How Shakespeare.
    Movies.
     
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    invert:
    Heh, I agree. Orange probably deserved death more than Blonde. At least Blonde was honest about his intentions, and didn't kill anyone via deception.

    Hehe, Blonde was OK. My favourite was Mr. Pink... probably because I identify with him. Too bad he didn't get away scot free with the diamonds.

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