Stephen Colbert, in the flesh

[Giambattista]

He is funny.

[Fathoms]

Stephen Colbert is the master of irony. I was in stitches watching last nights "the De-Deification of the American Faithscape" episode.

[draqon]

dont know him. O wait I do know him...doesnt he host a show on all those funny clips?...anyways I think he is gey and gey ppl are not funny, they are boring and dead-minded.

[Giambattista]

Excellent! Five points for Colbert, 1 point sort-of for Colbert, and one backwoods hobo who don't CARE for Colbert. No, wait, who thinks he's GAY.

You're right dragon, gay people ARE boring. I've never found anything you posted to be interesting OR funny.

:p Me gess. Gesso!

[draqon]

Excellent! Five points for Colbert, 1 point sort-of for Colbert, and one backwoods hobo who don't CARE for Colbert. No, wait, who thinks he's GAY.

You're right dragon, gay people ARE boring. I've never found anything you posted to be interesting OR funny.

:p Me gess. Gesso!

I am not gay. If you like this Colbert so much Ill delete the pic for u. And the reason I am here on sciforum is not to entertain others but to learn from others and share some ideas I have to have a feedback on these ideas. Also I like being on sciforums because it takes away the everysecond loneless I am in while in university.

[Giambattista]

I am not gay.
You really don't have to be ashamed about your sexual preference. You're not alone in this thing, you know. There are many young persons who are struggling just like yourself. Perhaps you know a young gentleman who would be willing to hold your hand, in silence.
The prospect is quite exciting, I think you will find, in more ways than two or three.


If you like this Colbert so much Ill delete the pic for u.
Thank you! Yes, I love him, so I wish you would get rid of the picture. It is meet.


And the reason I am here on sciforum is not to entertain others but to learn from others and share some ideas I have to have a feedback on these ideas.
So you say.


Also I like being on sciforums because it takes away the every second loneless I am in while in university.
That hand-holding I mentioned moments ago? Since you're at the university already, you should do some research on it. ;)

Love and Kisses! :p

Gianni

[Giambattista]

Stephen Colbert is the master of irony. I was in stitches watching last nights "the De-Deification of the American Faithscape" episode.

That WAS funny. Kind of reminded me of "This Week in God". I liked the time he had the rubber snakes.

"The Bible: that book that specifically told you not to do that thing you just did."

I liked him on the Daily Show, but I REALLY fell in love with him on "Strangers With Candy". *sigh* :( Comedy Central lost one of the few shows that made the television worth turning on in the first place...

I'm anxious to see the movie.

[draqon]

You really don't have to be ashamed about your sexual preference. You're not alone in this thing, you know. There are many young persons who are struggling just like yourself. Perhaps you know a young gentleman who would be willing to hold your hand, in silence.
The prospect is quite exciting, I think you will find, in more ways than two or three.


Thank you! Yes, I love him, so I wish you would get rid of the picture. It is meet.


So you say.


That hand-holding I mentioned moments ago? Since you're at the university already, you should do some research on it.

Gianni


FU and die, you asshole. noone calls me gay. http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/uzi.gif http://moddb.com/images/smilie/dead.gif http://www.zoneone.co.za/images/portfolio/intermations/animations/kill.gif

[Giambattista]

Have you no manners? No etiquette? No tact? No DECENCY?

You have alot of anger, it appears.
The world is cold and unkind. Trust me, I know. However, I fear with your attitude, there may be no hope.

If only you would embrace this charming man. I assure you: sweet and tender, yes, but NOT a hooligan. Not in the least. ;)

[coffee_demon]

I love political Satire, and Stephen colbert, and Jon Stewart were my heros for a day back a few weeks ago. They do some great stuff, though not in all cases they are funny in "funny cause its true" way.

[Kotoko]

Stephen Colbert was funny when he was on Jon Stewart's Daily Show. I don't find his new show funny at all. I watched 3 episodes and I just don't feel it. All of his stuff feels really worked, instead of the sort of improv stuff he did on the Daily Show. That stuff was indeed filled with more funny.

I suppose I also don't like him because he reminds me of a combo of my ex-husband and Bob Saget. It's not pretty.

[weed_eater_guy]

all i know is colbert and steward beat the crap out of actual news networks, sadly enough.

I mean, when i turn on CNN to find out about a natural disaster or something and find a special about flower arranging or the oscar coverage or which celebrity is fucking who, i get a tingly sensation that tells me to destroy my TV on the spot Thankfully, reason tells me that TVs are expensive and thus should not be destroyed if i own that particular TV.

News networks, i'd rather have news from the internet and fake news shows than from you, that means you HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS with getting out actual NEWS.

networks make me sick, fake news shows make me laugh, i choose the more fun form of ignorance :D. rock on comedy central

[water]

If only you would embrace this charming man. I assure you: sweet and tender, yes, but NOT a hooligan. Not in the least. ;)

Oh, the boy with the thorn in his side ...


I just had to say it somewhere.
Hello. :)

[Giambattista]

I assure you most sincerely, that behind the hatred there lies a simply murderous desire for love.

[Giambattista]

all i know is colbert and steward beat the crap out of actual news networks, sadly enough.

I mean, when i turn on CNN to find out about a natural disaster or something and find a special about flower arranging or the oscar coverage or which celebrity is fucking who, i get a tingly sensation that tells me to destroy my TV on the spot Thankfully, reason tells me that TVs are expensive and thus should not be destroyed if i own that particular TV.

News networks, i'd rather have news from the internet and fake news shows than from you, that means you HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS with getting out actual NEWS.

networks make me sick, fake news shows make me laugh, i choose the more fun form of ignorance :D. rock on comedy central

They call it fake news, but actually you can squeeze quite a bit of truth out of it, now and again.

[moementum7]

Man that dragon guy sure comes across as gay.
Anyways,...ya, I have an eye for spotting good humour (and gay guys,...hey Dragon,.. huh huh, wink wink) and IMO that Colbert can be frickin hilarious.

[water]

Giambattista,


I believe you. And there is a light that never goes out!

[Giambattista]

That light is myself, surely. I, Giovanni Battista, the son and the heir...

... of... nothing in particular.

[Giambattista]

Man that dragon guy sure comes across as gay.
Oh, GOD!!! NO DOUBT!!!


Anyways,...ya, I have an eye for spotting good humour (and gay guys,...hey Dragon,.. huh huh, wink wink) and IMO that Colbert can be frickin hilarious.

I wish it were possible, both to explain Dragon's overt gayness, and Colbert's frickin' hilarity.

How should I put this delicately? Let us both remain ignorant dunces, for our sakes.

Peaces...

[Giambattista]

Well, so far, the cool people are the following:

-Ringleader of the tormented, Giambattista (DUH! :rolleyes: )
-allisone417
-cato
-coffee_demon
-dinokg
-Fathoms
-moementum7
-spidergoat
-The Devil Inside
-wesmorris
-Water, perpetual friend of our perpetural Mozzer

Water plays a game, but refuses to be known in the poll, but is still a friend of our Mozzer. Thumbs up! ;)

When will you accept yourself?

I am sick and I am dull and I am plain
How dearly I'd love to get carried away
Oh, but dreams have a knack of just not coming true

[water]

Water plays a game, but refuses to be known in the poll.

I'm sorry.

I've first noticed you only the other day, and was fondly susprised to see a Smiths aficionado.
And then I couldn't resist to say hello.
Maybe I should have pm'd you.

So much for a bigger girl. :o

[Giambattista]

What's that supposed to mean?

I enjoy our game. I enjoy our Mozzer.
So, you don't like Stephen Colbert? You only like Steven Patrick M???
That's cool...

There's a difference between Moz, and queery faeries, I hope you understand.

Feel free to PM whenever, misery just LURVS company!!!
Pin me, like a butterfly.

[Giambattista]

Really, that's an invite. Maybe I AM the S.P.M. Probably not, but still...

Okay, Mountain Stream, check the winner's list, page 1, I appended... ;)