What would you do with a worm?

Well?
If you knew the ip address of a vile and manipulative piece of shit.
What would you do?

 

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Bear in mind, people, that this worm is a worm of the first class.
He's found a way to hack passwords. And he seeks to sew dissension and discord.
He wants something. And he will stop at nothing to get it.
He lies. Cheats. Steals.

What would you do with this piece of shit?

 

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M*W: Make him sleep with the fishies.

 

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I'm not exactly too familiar with compsci, but I remember this website that had a detailed anecdote of a scam artist being scammed himself.

Although he wasn't exactly a hacker, he fits properly under the punishment all these people should have.

 

Something that i need to do is organize a DOS attack on the address. It needs to be coordinated so that I can get through to the person he's impersonating.

And. Sleeping with the fishies is far too simple a fate, Medicine Woman. The worst thing you can do to someone is leave them alive. I should know. I was alive during the worst moments of my life.

Death is too easy.

Especially for vile, gypsy punks like this motherfucker.

What's funny is that he would have gotten away with it. Well. Maybe not. But he definitely fucked up by thinking he was too slick.

And I know he's going to be reading this.

Hello, Slick.
How are you today?
Going to be doing any more impersonating?

I have the evidence. And I need to get it the right person.

 

Oh my goodness, what would I do?

I'd say.....

"Wow! Why am I such a huge fag? Why am I worried about this internet persona, and why do women laugh at my sexual advances?"

 

Oh. Xev. I love you too.
Kisses?

Why am I worried?
I have my reasons, bitch.

 

Why are you such a cunt, anyway?
Is there a particular reason?
You're really not interesting or entertaining, you know.
Maybe you were once upon time. But I think that was long long ago.
But. You keep trying, girl.
At least you have Harlequin back. (He's the coolest, you know. I'd go so far as to say the gitchiest. Or is it geechy? Peachy? Kitschy? He's definitely a lot of things. But cool is most certainly one of them.)

 

send it to happeh, immediatly, without delay, right now

 

Hear that, worm?
Happeh's waiting for you.
She might even comb her teeth. If you're a good boy.

 

that is all
except maybe i get the impression i don't exactly know what i'm talking about

 

That's ok. The worm knows enough for all of us.
He is a wise and malevolent worm.

 

i thought you were talking about an actual virus

 

Oh. It's a virus all right.
A parasite of the first order.
Insidious and deep.
It coils about the intestines in a similar way that the guinea worm coils about the leg.
Extraction is quite painful.
Usually fatal to the worm.
We'll have to be careful.
As I said, death is too good for it.

 

invert:

Care to give us some more info?

 

It's on a need to know basis.
You don't need to know.
So. Go.

Hee. Hee.
Sorry. I'm feeling a bit silly.

I'm temted to say something about a knead to gnough. But that would be ridicululous.

Seriously.
No.

 

" Why are you such a cunt, anyway?"

Why are you such a fag?
And what is with this "not interesting" bit?
Newsflash, bitch: I don't care if I'm "interesting" to you or not.
I don't care if you'll ever pm your misery about not being talked to by me to anyone else.
I don't care if you're never jealous of my internet boyfriends.
I don't care if you'll ever start threads calling them worms.

You know why?
Because your opinion doesn't matter to me.
I mean tell me, are you ever *not* on this forum?
Whever there's a drought and nobody is posting, guess who's here?
You, invert nexus.

Get a life.

 

Even the medical similie - you're so fucking stupid and uncreative that you have to ape what the spic with the abusive internet boyfriend uses as technique. I mean is he not letting you talk to her or something?

Ever considered dating real women?

Good grief!

 

Why am I such a fag?
Because I'm an invert. Stupid. Don't you fucking remember anything?

Oh. You don't care.
Oh. Really. That's good.
She doesn't care, ladies and gentlemen. She's 'above' it all.
Our Xevvie. She's the cat's meow. Isn't she?
We all crane our heads to look up to her.
And we crane something else to get at those monstrous tits of hers.
Show us some more of those pics, Xev. Those were luscious.

And. Look at that. She breaks out the old ploy she used back in a way back when.
Oh. But now the target has shifted. Interesting that, isn't it?
Oh. Xevvie pooh. Tell me more. Was it at 'that one forum'? Did I talk about 'stuff'?

And. By the way, Xev.
You obviously have no idea what's been going on around the forums lately.
But. I guess that's proof that you do have a life.
I've not been around so much.
Not that you 'care' or anything.

Twat.

 

Indeed.
You got me good there, Xevvie pie.
What will you do for an encore.
I'm waiting for that next zinger that just sinks to my core and makes me shiver in ecstasy and agony.

I'm eager for it.
Come on.
Let's see.