Hear a tale of woe and mirth Will warm you like a blazing hearth And open eyes to legendary members of sciforums aristocracy. A Queen there was of strength and poise That made so much unsightly noise And with her tongue she did impress Gathering around her a mannish mess She impressed us with her distant gaze A mind just like a secret maze And with her style she seemed aloof To the sounds of her own leaky roof In the throws of mundane babble The crowds around her lost and rabble. One spots her with trembling knees The needy Mephurastopheles At once with ‘lust’ he be stricken A desert soul his thirst betrayed him And from his mind he cannot erase the worshiped image of her face He twists and turns and will not rest Until his head, upon her breast Comes to find its perfect place His many nightmares away to chase The Queen is strict she will not budge Not with a push nor with a nudge A noble soul she does so seek A man to bear her Latin heat But Mephurastopheles cannot let go Obsessed with the Queen he wants to know And behold one day to her surprise A google hit, it did arise Soon after she hears a knock And before her a dainty ….cock Mephurastopheles woos, and wow! smoothes away her furrowed brow. Her frozen heart is laid asunder With hopes of children and her? ..A mother A legalCard she dreams to get And her performance here, to forget Yet all great gifts they have a price You paid it once you pay it thrice The noble Meph he does demand That no other will touch her royal hand He sees his chance and knows his mind The dreaded disease of his kind He forbids her to ever come and chat With those he cannot compete at that His tongue is thick his mind too slow To put up with another’s flow He knows one thing, and it is to fix machines that cause this dreaded mix Soon our Queen, she disappears No more she speaks no more she hears And in her wake, myriads of others Wonder if she ever bothers… Fenrisimo and Inventy too Wanted to be part of her crew And hate the way Mephistos won The noble hand of their chosen one And here ends my simple tune Upon which I might add another soon Some more words and tender verse The Satyr’s tongue can do no worse
Google eyes and Google ears Mephisto wants to know How he can defeat his fears And finally come to glow His “father” he calls, from afar With shaky cracking voice To witness this mysterious shining star And find another choice He’s spent so much precious time Weeping in his pillow And to make up for his lack of rhyme He makes himself into a willow Now he brags about his prize Thinking that it matters That for the absence of physical size Information is what he gathers Obsession is his inner flame He cannot control it Nothing can stop him, not even shame To feed his needy spirit. But in time she will discover Who he really is And without the benefit of a cover Apparent will become, his disease
Queen Gendankenvere’s tail And mexically roses hair Come and join me as I stare To one so fine and faire She was so tough, she was so blunt A wolverine in on the hunt Admire her acrobatic circus stunt turned out to be another …
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You know he’s always standing there Amongst her royal pubic hair Waiting for a declaration To prove his undying adulation You know he’s always in her shade Hoping that the sun won’t fade Asking only to get laid And finally be a man that’s made You know that he’s around Sniffing like a loyal hound Eager that he will not be found Sniffing at her engorged mound You know that he pops up Ready to eat up her wisdom's slop A little bunny ready to hop To make up for his royal flop
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The reign of Queen …Eva?... is at an end Tore a hole into her mask she could not mend She talked herself amongst the sickly average And could not keep herself clean, within the… garbage Her ….needs, she could not, for long, deny No matter how she turned an indifferent eye And there she strolled to find a noble mate Amongst those she claimed she’d, forever, hate. Princes came to her from near and far To make her shine like a summer southern star Worship her like the queen she thinks she is And give what’s hers and take… what’s his First amongst them the famous desperate nexus He weaved a weave and plied a needy plexus To trap her in his obvious, needy webs And when he fails at her feet he whines and begs Then there was that soft and sensitive soul Seeking someone to feed off of and fill his hole Fear is a tyrant when one is so trapped And the bottle Fenris is in, he’s capped Let us not forget the winner of the tale He’s made a point to tell us he did not fail Mephurastopheles was the man she’d hoped he’d be A delicate flower needs a hellish stinging bee. But, alas, he failed to be… all of that A conniving idiot with a nosy google hat Clever petty games he frantically constructed Little girlish tactics he… reenacted. And now she’ll claim it was all a clever… fix Planned out, in detail, to shame and the cesspool mix But in her heart she knows she cannot escape The swarm of buzzing fleas around her cape The young have much to learn and much to gain From the viciousness of life and the incurable pain Hope is the last to die when highly seated In the hearts of the arrogant, vain and yet defeated But time heals all, including… pride Leaning on pretence, in folly it does reside Raising mists of smoke and false reflections It escapes a pathetic imbecile’s weak detections Perhaps with time a precious…card will come And from deportation, save her from And some Philosopher-King will soon appear To claim the heart of Latina gendankenavere And so the tale of Satyr is at a conclusion A “worm” he’ll slither away to another version It was all much fun, while it all lasted Took no pride at the foundations he… blasted But did enjoy the game...of give and take Many fun and vicious…for children’s sake Nothing really matters, this is true For the cruel hearts of the select, lonely few. So long children. It was fun. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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