A Simple Guide to Voting in Canada

Discussion in 'Politics' started by TruthSeeker, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Vote for Liberals!!!!!
    If you:
    - don't care about or don't have a family
    - don't need healthcare
    - don't care about corruption
    - don't care about arbitrary laws
    - don't need money to go to school (or don't care)
    - don't care about your small business
    - don't need to pay taxes
    - don't care about the environment
    - are multimillionaire and want to have more tax breaks


    Vote for Conservatives!!!!
    If you:
    - want to go to war
    - want your kids to go to war
    - are anti-socialist and don't care about welfare
    - are a crazy Christian
    - hate Muslims
    - are against same-sex marriage
    - believe stem cell research is evil
    - want a tax break on sales tax
    - don't understand the economy
    - are a Jehovah's Witness and want to "save" the world


    Vote for NDP!!!!
    If you:
    - have a family and care about them
    - have a small business
    - work for someone
    - needs healthcare
    - needs affordable education
    - cares about the environment
    - believe in science and technology
    - are open-minded
    - understand the economy




    ... and finally...
    Vote for the Marijuana Party!!!!
    If you:
    - like dope! :m:




    It's really that simple!!!!!!

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    Last edited: Jan 13, 2006
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  3. QuarkMoon I Registered Senior Member

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    In other words, you will be voting for the New Democratic Party? Cool, hope it works out for you! :m:
     
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  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I can't vote. I'm not allowed. Remember- the Liberals are still in power....
     
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  7. QuarkMoon I Registered Senior Member

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    I see. Are Liberals in Canada somehow different from the United States? I'm a Liberal, and your list follows what the Conservatives in this country believe. Basically, the exact opposite. Kind of trippy, actually. Too much pot for me, sorry. :m:
     

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