New Years Resolutions?

Last year I had the following resoultions:

1) Have lots of sex
2) Possibly have a baby

I got a bonus- marriage.

...if you consider it a bonus...
Aaaaaanyways... the following are mine for 2006:

1) Eat pizza
2) Get fat
3) Get rich

What are yours? :m:

 

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New Years is just a random point in time. You could have made those resolutions weeks ago.

 

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Fine! Done.




... booooooriiiiiiing....

 

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Satyr’s 2006 New Years Resolutions

1- More alcohol, less talk.

2- Wear more color.

3- Leave stupidity take its natural course. Hypocrisy is a gift.

4- Spandex.

5- Chew my food more before swallowing.

6- Smile more. Think less.

7- Frequent bowel movements.

8- Pretend 2005 never happened.

9- Indifference.

10- Treat people the way they beg to be treated.

11- More victims, less martyrs.

12- Learn how and when to keep my mouth shut.

13- Become “normal”: Laugh, when crying is appropriate. Cry, when laughing is appropriate.

14- Allow for the unpredictable.

15- Feign interest when boredom takes its hold.

16- Live.

17- Expect nothing, demand much.

18- Daydream more.

19- Vengeance through example.

20- Breath.

 

Dont be afraid to try something.. im far too young to be living the way i am.
im living way way to conservativley and i need to get a bit more wild.

this probably means ill be making serious attempts at girls and likley drinking both of which i havent done before

 

New years resolution is for thoes who havnt yet found their path in life.

 

Write it down. Successfull people always write it down!

Present's New Years Resolutions:
1) Have intercourse
2) Jump off an airplane
3) Have intercourse
4) Do bungee jumping
5) Have intercourse
6) Rob a bank
7) Have intercourse
8) Have intercourse
.
.
.
...aaaaaand so on...

 

That's silly. It is a proven fact that successfull people always take time to write their goals.

 

To get more quality 20'-something pussy at 38 than I did at 28 or 18.


Jaybee.

 

Oh yeah. That makes all sense...... :bugeye:

 

So they dont wait for a new year ?

 

Makes me remember a buddhist teaching: "The path to freedom starts here and now".

Thats the reason why i dont care to much about new year resolutions, because i try to have them whenever i can.

 

I can't think of anything...
Maybe to stop drinking so much.
To stop dating so much, and take more time out for my friends.
Go to mass every sunday that I can.
quite swearing...well maybe...
Call my grandma more.
Go to the states and visit some family.
Go to Ireland and visit some family.
Improve my German.
Call friends more.
Stop whinning about dumb things.
Travel more.
Keep a journal.
Finish reading all the books I borrowed from Pia.

 

They are random

 

Sure. But it is always easy to go from years eve to years eve....

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Like who cares? People do it all the time. Stop being silly guys. What matters is that you actually do it... :bugeye:

 

Hey, not all 30-something guys want to get married, wear slippers and do DIY on Saturday night...


Jaybee.

 

Ohhhhh.... NOW I understood what you said....

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