It's CHRISTMAS! So, LOVE it ALL

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love you love me

love you love me

 

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I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!​

I was originally going to paste the Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo lyrics. But this fit better.
I'll post just this little bit.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
He loves me. I love you.
Therefore, vicariously, he loves you!

Howdy ho!

 

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I wish you all a Jesusy Christy Christ and a Happy New Christ.

 

merry christmas to every one on the board
if i could give a present it would be love in your heart
and a respect for all people

 

Christmas sucks

 

Respect for all people?

Does that include the likes of George Bush and Hitler?

 

i love you spurious.

hitler hmm,no comment
bush? why do you ask such hard questions

 

Love Bush Love Hitler love Lennon Love Dylan Love Paris Love Hilton Love tinsel Love gold Love Wisdom Love bold Love fame Love power Love terror Love fright Love Oasis Love old faces Love Mohamed Love Artemis Love the new Love the old Love to scream Love extreme

Extreme

And the inevitable

 

i think tab has found himself a new girlfreind.