Nerd Poetry

here I sit Brokenhearted
bought a dell and it departed
bought a contract to have it serviced
all its done is make me nervous
been a month since its last visit
guess the home service isn't explicit
maybe one day I'll have a 'puter buying
dell is a real hooter
please remind me what I purchased when I bought the contract service
seems to me I bought a hoax
when I have to beg and coax
If I'm wrong please do tell
why did I buy a Dell one more month
and one more season why I wait
there is no reason I suppose if it takes much longer
my hair will be white
and so much longer I await
the day when Dell will say
We have your computer its on the way
by then Dell will say you have more money to pay
as the contract for service will have expired
If it can be done I'd like a computer
as I purchased one from Dell I think
but perhaps I am wrong What do you think?
Is it possible before i die
to have the computer I tried to buy
or will it be as i say you only have to pay
and while we're at it will your delay
extend the warranty for which i paid
We all can look
it'll make you nervous at the time it took
under the contract term
and truly learn the term
24 hour at home service!
And while I wait for this engagement
please give me a call from a member of management
I'd like to discuss
or possibly cuss
you're total lack
of attention to my contract.
I'll be at home this evening
and a call i'd expect receiving
to give me more cause
to show me more cause
as to why i should'nt be suing
I'll await your call
which I really don't expect but I'll wait anyway
to prove your neglect
There's not much more to say
that hasn't been said
but the money i paid
has made me to stay
Please let it be known
that any computer i own
will not be a dell
lest I am in Hell
i leave you tonight
with my hat in my hand
i need some help quick
like's been promised to me
or in the court you i will see.

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Everyone I know who bought a Dell is very happy with it for a year or more so far; my college PCs are also from Dell.
That poetry is very sucky

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*cries* that was beautiful

 

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"A Song of Access" by D. Chudnov

Let's sing a song of Access
'Cuz oh, it ends too soon;
Though wow, Hey, this year, Look! A Hackfest!
And it's right in my room!

My favorite thing about this meeting's
In so many topics we delve.
And though Monday's beer supply was fleeting,
There's more in 2212.

So sing with me a song of Access
Shed no tear from your eye.
Since where else do you find such excess
As goody bags filled with rye?

 

You know, I am asking myself how many people search for the word "nerd", just look how many views this thread got in one day, 1200...

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