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Nick Stenson
09-25-04, 06:54 PM
What would be something good for a political cartoon on Albert Enistein. Honors History calls for one and im stummped. Everything I think of has been used.

Orginality People Please ...

Yours truly
Nick Stenson :confused:

vslayer
09-26-04, 09:28 AM
big eyes with radioactive signs for pupils:

http://sciforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3296&stc=1

of course yours will be drawn better and actually look like einstien, just be sure to get the triggerhappy grin :D

vslayer
09-26-04, 09:28 AM
oh, dont forget the spastic hair

Killjoy
09-26-04, 09:47 AM
This sounds pretty obvious to me, but how about one where "Einey" is in the foreground holding a little sign reading "E=mc2", with a puzzled expression on his face, and in the background, a bunch of generals are rubbing their hands together over a mushroom cloud as though warming them over a fire, all lookng quite evilly gleefull...

chunkylover58
09-26-04, 10:20 AM
Einstein slam dunking an atom (at least, a large Bohr model of such) into a verrrrry tall basketball hoop...he's standing on the shoulders of Newton, who in turn is standing on the shoulders of Galileo, who is standing on the shoulders of Copernicus ....

fuzzywuz
09-26-05, 07:42 PM
him smoking !! go to www.efootage.com and search for Einstein....they have a great video clip of him at this desk smoking a pipe....and does he ever look like a dummy !! ...and to think it killed him.

cosmictraveler
09-26-05, 09:17 PM
political cartoon on Albert Enistein

I don't know who E N I S T E I N is so can't help you.

If you are talking about EINSTEIN he never was into politics that much and never voted.

RoyLennigan
10-03-05, 01:39 PM
Einstein slam dunking an atom (at least, a large Bohr model of such) into a verrrrry tall basketball hoop...he's standing on the shoulders of Newton, who in turn is standing on the shoulders of Galileo, who is standing on the shoulders of Copernicus ....
this one is good, very good.

RoscoHowOriginal
10-10-05, 01:08 AM
You could have him with wings and a halo standing at the pearly gates, which are slightly open so that on the other side you can see God sitting Indian-style on a cloud, rolling a pair of dice.

utopian knight
10-28-05, 02:58 AM
this will probably sound far out but here goes, last saturday I had a dream that Einstein took me on a trip across the universe, this would obviously take billions of years, but the journey lasted minutes, the universe is as wide as the space with-in you're own conscious.

one_raven
10-28-05, 03:09 AM
Perhaps you could make some reference to him (an avowed pacifist) turning down the Presidency of Israel when the offered it to him?

I like the irony in killjoy's idea a lot.

Hapsburg
10-28-05, 03:28 PM
Einstein was a retard. He didn't know how to speak until he was five or so. He had abhorrent grades in his classes. The only job he could get was one at the PATENT OFFICE.
'Course, later on he was a genius...in certain areas. Physics, etc...

one_raven
10-29-05, 08:12 PM
Einstein was a retard. He didn't know how to speak until he was five or so. He had abhorrent grades in his classes. The only job he could get was one at the PATENT OFFICE.
'Course, later on he was a genius...in certain areas. Physics, etc...
Actually, the reports of his poor performance in school and such were greatly exaggerated, and there was no shame in getting a job as a patent office clerk, in fact, it was a good job for a young scientist to have.
Also, the Physics didn't come later, he started studying Physics at 11 years old.

Dangles
12-04-05, 07:03 PM
I think his grades were partly due to his poor hearing anyway.

TW Scott
12-12-05, 11:37 PM
Actually the story goes that his teachers thought he was having troubles becuase he did not answer quickly. The truth was ne didn't answer math questions until he was absolutely sure of his answer. Anyone who knows math can attest that takes a while.

Lord Insane
12-13-05, 06:25 AM
Einstein with binoculars standing on Mileva Maric , and looking at a football match, using an atom as a ball...
Einstein saying : hold me up, higher - I canīt see and I donīt understand anything, please explain it to me, Mileva !!!

Mileva was Einsteins first wife - much brighter than he was - some people think she was the real author of the 1905 papers - Einstein even promised her any money that a nobelprize would bring for these papers in the divorce agreement .....

http://www.pbs.org/opb/einsteinswife/science/index.htm

coffee_demon
01-27-06, 12:40 AM
Didn't Albert marry his cousin? You could probably twist that nicely.

Nasor
01-27-06, 06:27 AM
I suspect he already did the assignment. Since, you know, it was due like a year ago.