Bird or Bloke....

[spike_k]

It's sometimes hard and frustrating talking to your fellow sciforumites.....and not know if they are equiped with either a beef bayonet or a fine set of ladybumps...come on...who's who?

I'll start.....

Bloke


God, does it notice I'm at a loose end????

[Thor]

I think there's a gender identifying thread in 'About the Members'.

But I'll follow your lead. I am armed with a pork sword.

[Dreamwalker]

Since I have got a dick,some balls, a beard and hairy legs I would surely be an ugly woman.

[jadedflower]

eer.... refined curves and none of that male bluntness. Female? I confess!

[buffys]

fear my mighty love cannon!

[fadingCaptain]

I am the proud owner of (2) testicles.

[Logically Unsound]

but no dick... HAHA



i plead male... as a continuation of this metaphorical way of saying:
i am a guy.

[spike_k]

I think there's a gender identifying thread in 'About the Members'.




Is there? Oh balls to that, it's good to talk....as Bob Hoskins once said...mind you he was a little bald bloke living in the shadow of Michael Caine..

[vslayer]

there seems to be some form of life down there, im 70% sure that im a guy

[the preacher]

one huge pair of B@#'£$%~s, and a twenty incher.




and then I woke up.

[coluber]

female last time i checked

[sargentlard]

I can't tell :(

[vslayer]

try using a mirror to see below the stomach of doom :p

or is it the ta ta's ure nor sure about

[My Sexy Blue Feet]

bird. We fly better :-p

[invert_nexus]

Ug, me man! Fire goooood!

[Jolonar]

Blokes here! My and my friends. The girls are here too, but they are not interested in the Cesspool! Their too intellectual, or so they think!

[Blue_UK]

XY all the way.

[spike_k]

Blokes here! My and my friends. The girls are here too, but they are not interested in the Cesspool! Their too intellectual, or so they think!

No worries, they can start a knitting forum or something...lol

[The Flemster]

Hmm... lets have a look...

*unzips fly... removes warning device placed there by some shadowy government*

Yep. A stick and giggleberries. I'm a Spanish woman.

Dude, I'm a dude.

The (all that is man) Flemster.

[Blue_UK]

No worries, they can start a knitting forum or something...lol

I know some intellectual girls who more immature than I am. Not the forum dwelling types though.

[Jolonar]

I know some intellectual girls who more immature than I am. Not the forum dwelling types though.

I agree! :bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:

J.

[Repo Man]

Ug, me man! Fire goooood!

http://members.aol.com/Kathster1/ttfxmas.jpg

Frankenstein say FIRE BAD!

[Working Class Hero]

Im a man. And im drinking bitter right now.

[Logically Unsound]

what made you so bitter?

[invert_nexus]

Frankenstein say FIRE BAD!

Yes, but both Tonto and Tarzan agree that fire good. Frankenstein's monster is the exception that proves the rule, don't you know. ;)

[awhimsicalfire]

i am woman, hear me roar!

i'm surprised this one hasn't been used yet.

[mickeyboy]

In all this confusion i kinda forgot myself!
So do you punk? Do you? Do you pee standing up?

I am all man......well apart from my hairy manbreasts....but hey the diet starts tomorrow

[spuriousmonkey]

I have hair on my chest.

[Jolonar]

I have hair on my chest.

Why do you have hair on your chest? Doesn't it interfere with the two br***ts?

[spuriousmonkey]

Yes, they were better visible when I was younger and had much less hair

[Jolonar]

Yes, they were better visible when I was younger and had much less hair

I thought so!
:m: :m:
You take too much!!! :eek:

Regards,
J.

[spuriousmonkey]

You take too much!!! :eek:


Actually, i can't find any :m: in finland. But now a friend said he had connections. So expect me to get more immature soon.

[Jolonar]

Actually, i can't find any :m: in finland. But now a friend said he had connections. So expect me to get more immature soon.

I look forward to that. But how can you become worse than a Gnat in a handbag? :confused:

Regards,
J.

[spuriousmonkey]

But how can you become worse than a Gnat in a handbag? :confused:


It is easy. I haven't even been really trying so far.

regards,

s.

[Yamayama]

Bloke

[Kunax]

blip

[Kunax]

blop

[spuriousmonkey]

blup

[Kunax]

bloop blop bluuup

[spuriousmonkey]

why do we always have to be bird or bloke? why can't we be a hermaphrodite?

[Kunax]

sorry did you say something, i have no idea what this threads about.

Hermaphrodites are wierd, they are neather 1 or the other

[spuriousmonkey]

aha...a fin called me strange today because I was reading a book in the metro.

[Kunax]

what was it about?. I always semi sleept on the bus/trains listening to people or having weird dreams and finding solutions to problems I way i had not thought about before

[spuriousmonkey]

It was 'the poet' John connely.
best seller stuff.

About MURDER...It must be the most normal book someone could read. I usually tend to read weirder books than that.

[Kunax]

sounds boring, how many are death before chapter 3, how does it compare to Islands Saga's in body count

[spuriousmonkey]

sounds boring, how many are death before chapter 3, how does it compare to Islands Saga's in body count

Rambo 2 had more deaths.

[Kunax]

does he kill people by telling bad poetry ?

[Logically Unsound]

yes.
and then he bursts the survivors ear drums with his freestyle rapping.

[spuriousmonkey]

does he kill people by telling bad poetry ?

He kills them by shooting them in the head and making it look like a suicide. Not to worry though. He only kills homicide cops who have difficulties solving a case.

Are you a copper?