clean your damn room

[dribbler]

you dirtly little scoundrel.

[wesmorris]

I haven't had time okay. Sheez.

Okay I had the time before but not this week and this week is when I really wished it were clean. Goddamnit. Okay so I'll do it this weekend like I've been telling myself for about two months.

But really this time.

[mikey p]

I don't care about it! Leave me alone! I get good grades and don't get in trouble, so why can't you leave me alone! No! Shut UP!

[vslayer]

it is clean. have you forgoten i am a neat freak?

[Communist Hamster]

You dont even go in there!!! Why should you care?

[JustARide]

Wow, this thread is somehow <i>beyond</i> pointlessness.

I hereby dub it meta-pointless.

[StarOfEight]

Nah ... I just dub dribbler a bored shitead lookin' for attention. On these boards, that puts him in good, or at least common company.

[Dudish dude]

I cant be bothered so SCREW YOU!!!!!

[Thor]

My room, my frelling mess! Go save the world or something but STOP BOTHERING ME!

[spuriousmonkey]

I tried to clean it but all i did was uncover a mess.

[Persol]

I HATE YOU! You never let me have any fun!

I hope I'm adopted!

[spuriousmonkey]

I'm sure you are.

No go and clean your room.

[jadedflower]

Hmm.... :bugeye: How do you know what my room is like?

[Logically Unsound]

maybe its a metaphorical statement...

in answer (if its metaphorical):
i cant be bothered, let whoever comes after me do it, its really not my problem.

[antifreeze]

somewhere around the turn of the century, my room took on a life of its own. the piles of cloth and refuse in the corners began to multiply, to grow. and then socks started crawling across the floor, stealing the remote control, raiding the fridge at midnight. i'm just lucky to get in the door sometimes. the point is, it can't be stopped, it's too late. besides, the ties will get me if i try anything. string me up with an extension cord. :rolleyes:

wow, that was thoroughly pointless.

[Logically Unsound]

that was an excellent extension of the metaphor.


thats also a 'tip'. why not knock out the wall, and then get a dozer to lift it all/scrape it all out?. then rebuild the wall. itd be expensive yet throughly cleansing.

[antifreeze]

but it's still my stuff. i can't just throw it out, i need to wear that, damn it! just...beat it into submission, give it a bit of ironing, and try my best to avoid the nooses hanging from the ceiling. :D

[Logically Unsound]

??????? quite strange.

[Dreamwalker]

Cleaning my room? How do I do that?... Damn, perhaps I should get rid of these little liveforms that crawl on my floor...die you little critters!

[antifreeze]

Damn, perhaps I should get rid of these little liveforms that crawl on my floor...die you little critters!
got roaches?

[Dreamwalker]

NAh, no roaches, they are not really common around here. Just some very small white-gray things, I suppose some kind of dust mites or so. Normally, everything that enters my room dies after one day... :rolleyes:

[antifreeze]

Normally, everything that enters my room dies after one day
that include women?

[Dreamwalker]

No, humans are nearly as tough as rats, hard to kill with poison. You see, if someone did not die after he had lunch at Mc Donalds, he won´t die that fast. But when they are allergic to dust, they could get problems... well, only the good die young :D

[Logically Unsound]

what about yourself...

[vslayer]

he will live to an old age

[Dreamwalker]

Well, I am still alive am I not? It also helps to leave my room once in a while...

[vslayer]

yep, cant get enough of that freah air

[spuriousmonkey]

It is apparently a 'scientific fact' that it is unhealthy to live in a clean room.

[vslayer]

"It is apparently a 'scientific fact' that it is unhealthy to live in a clean room. "


*falls over and dies*

[wesmorris]

Okay well at least I cleaned off my desk last night. Man it was a mess. Now I've got to go through that stack of mail I've been ignoring. It's kind of big and daunting. Hehe.

[Dreamwalker]

Still haven´t cleaned anything. Well, apart from my wastebin I have cleaned nothing... damn all those beer bottles and the wrappings of some food or another, and perhaps I should pick up the CDs that are strewn all over the room...ah, perhaps another day :D

[Firefly]

I have an excuse for not tidying my room: this one time I left half an apple in my room for like, 12 hours, and came back and there were some spiderwebs on it. :eek: :( So clearly I'm not going to even attempt to tidy my room while there are spiders lurking and waiting for the opportunity to jump out and scare me to death!

[spuriousmonkey]

I'll bet the spiders were just protecting your apple from evil flies.

[Firefly]

:eek: There are flies in my room!?! YOU LIE!!1 :mad:

Now someone tell me what to bribe/blackmail/brainwash my sister with so she'll clean it for me... :)

[vslayer]

tell her the big scary monster under your bed will eat her if its room is a mess

[Firefly]

... She's 21. :p

[spuriousmonkey]

Tell her she will get fat if she doesn't clean your room.

[Logically Unsound]

Still haven´t cleaned anything. Well, apart from my wastebin I have cleaned nothing

how delightfully ironic....





also, how about paying her?

[Firefly]

That would require me to have money in the first place. :p

As to her getting fat ... that'll never happen, and she knows it. :( Though my birthday is coming up, and she's pretty broke too, so maybe a deal can be made!

[Logically Unsound]

hmmmmmm,
how about framing her for something?
you never know.....

[Dreamwalker]

How about getting a gallon of petrol and a lighter and burn all the crap away? :D

[Logically Unsound]

always a good last resort ;)

[robtex]

You sound like my girlfriend with that clean your room line. Hey!! did she put you up to this!!

[OverTheStars]

I cleaned my boyfriend's whole house today so he wouldn't get in trouble. The bastard had the nerve to ask me to do the nasty, after I was all hot, sweaty and irritated. egh.

[spuriousmonkey]

Can you come to clean my room please.

[Dreamwalker]

Mine too. I distrust those bugs that transfer my keyboard now and then.

[Logically Unsound]

i give people money to clean my rooom. actually, someone else does, yknow, those paretnt people. yeah.

im not a snob ;)


just lazy.

[OverTheStars]

Stop eating in your room(that way, you wont leave dishes and trash in your room) and take your clothes off in the bathroom(So you wont leave dirty clothes in your room). Simple, eh? Now you have a clean room.

[spuriousmonkey]

Not so easy as you propose I'm afraid.

My room is the only place where the 2 dogs of my roommate cannot go. If I would bring my clothes to the bathroom they would find them, rip them, sleep on them, and if the need is high enough pee on them.

I'd rather just toss them on the floor on my room and walk all over them. It keeps them in a better state that way.

As for eating. My room is the most dog hair and dirt free room in the house so I prefer eating there. Actually I hardly eat at home.

The good thing is that to clean my room I just need to do the laundry, wipe the floor and throw the dishes into the sink.

I did the laundry the other day so it is now semy clean.

[OverTheStars]

Dogs suck anyway, what's the point of keeping an animal if it stinks, ruins everything, and you have to pick up its waste? My cat is so cool, she uses the toilet and everything! She doesn't even shed. I don't have to worry about her kissing me, 'cause I know she doesn't eat her own poo!

[spuriousmonkey]

I wouldn't get a dog. She sleeps with them.

[Dreamwalker]

Bah, I managed to fill the floor of my room up, and I only needed one day for that; one day, two TV sets, some printers, some paper wraps of food and clothes... and I don´t want to clean it up. :(

And I would not let my parents clean my room, too much vodka and whiskey bottles and some other unsightly things...:m:

[spuriousmonkey]

other unsightly things...:m:

Tissues filled with 'self loving' I'll bet.

[Dreamwalker]

Mmh, self love is allright, don´t you think http://smilies.cw08.calibra-web.de/html/images/smilies/ugly/wank.gif... but perhaps I might have been hinting at something else.

[spuriousmonkey]

Mmh, self love is allright, don´t you think... but perhaps I might have been hinting at something else.

jus kiddin with ya' (trying to be american now).

[Dreamwalker]

Ahh, I know you been kiddin dude, just look at da cool emoticon I inserted in me post (alas I had to search for it a bit...). :cool:

[spuriousmonkey]

me was not aware you were da cool dude with da cool pics dude!

wasup bro?

and damn da edit button.

edit...started to look for suitable emoticon but ended up at places like this:

for WCF (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=1350&start=15&)

[Dreamwalker]

Sorry ma man, I kinda lost da damn site wit da cool picz. But I could not keep my brotha´s waiting wit my incredible witty post, now could I hav done that?

[spuriousmonkey]

jo bitch...chill...

I is in da forum now

[Dreamwalker]

Fo sure man. Who da calling bitch? Yo my bitch!

This eez anoying, I think me gonna stop thiz now.

[spuriousmonkey]

Especially because I suck at this stuff.

My desk at work also needs cleaning. Anyone volunteering?

[Dreamwalker]

Heh, you clean mine, I clean yours... stuff is piling up as high as my monitor...hmm. I should perhaps archivate my paperwork, but I am too lazy. So I just look how high I can pile stuff.

[spuriousmonkey]

ok...

haha

I have 2 desks and a labbench to clean...

you have one....

haha...you fell for it.

[Dreamwalker]

Damn, I got rid of my second desk some weeks ago... but I still have some stuff piled up in the corner of the room. I should look through it, must have been half a year since I looked through the papers there.

[spuriousmonkey]

well...I think I might just leave my shit on these desks and just disappear after my thesis. Maybe add a fresh turd on top of it.

[Dreamwalker]

That would be cool, alas, the next occupant might disagree.

[Logically Unsound]

but if he disapers in don matar

[spuriousmonkey]

but if he disapers in don matar

what?

[Logically Unsound]

dunna

[spuriousmonkey]

Me was confucet.

[Logically Unsound]

yu, mi tuo

[spuriousmonkey]

wasup? asl!

[Logically Unsound]

ju? k font show bat our priting....

[spuriousmonkey]

w00t? da man isset in da houze

[Logically Unsound]

dk mun ist on ze ouus. hth ite ouus, munkoy.
i un oooo cufiose-d

[spuriousmonkey]

fuck...i can't read this shite.

I give up.

[Logically Unsound]

uauauauauauaauaua i mullle

heheehe. well done, want to translate what you actually said?

[spuriousmonkey]

Nott really...do you want to translate your shite?

[Logically Unsound]

the only one i remember was the last one, which was:

hahahahahahahahahahaha i rule.

the rest seemed so clear at the time.... but now.....

[spuriousmonkey]

I will also translate one then:

The stem cell niche can be defined as the environment that sustains the stem cell population and is instructive in the differentiation and proliferation of its progeny

[Logically Unsound]

whats that got to do with anything we were talking about?

[spuriousmonkey]

almost everything

[Logically Unsound]

if you say so......

ill believe you!

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[spuriousmonkey]

you are a complete lyer

[Logically Unsound]

yes.

(discuss)

[spuriousmonkey]

You are a complete lyer because that is what you are.

[Logically Unsound]

yes i am.

[spuriousmonkey]

discuss

[Logically Unsound]

what?

[spuriousmonkey]

discuss ' yes i am'

[Logically Unsound]

no.

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[Dreamwalker]

"yes I am" stands in direct contrast with my belief of "no I am not", since "no I am not" is much more plausible than "yes I am" I think I can safely say that I can debunk your thesis of "yes I am". Hence I can close the discussion quite easily. :D

[spuriousmonkey]

"yes I am" stands in direct contrast with my belief of "no I am not", since "no I am not" is much more plausible than "yes I am" I think I can safely say that I can debunk your thesis of "yes I am". Hence I can close the discussion quite easily. :D

However, 'I can' stands in direct contrast with my belief if 'No, I cannot'.

[Dreamwalker]

Perhaps you can not, but I can. I have just shown that "I can" whereas you are impotent agains my might with your "No, I cannot".

[spuriousmonkey]

HOW DARE you use an ad hominem attack!

I'm not impotent. I did it multiple times last night.

[Dreamwalker]

There are different forms of impotence. You are, for example impotent against my fearsome ad hominem attack. :D


Definition
impotent (LACKING POWER) [Show phonetics]
adjective
lacking the power or ability to change or improve a situation:
You feel so impotent when your child is ill and you cannot help them.

[spuriousmonkey]

I cleaned my room before I left finland. It was suprsingly easily. I just took all my stuff to the garbage.

Threw away perfectly good stuff.

But that is good because we have to maintain our precious consumer society.

[Logically Unsound]

i think us lot should modify some douche bags into flame throwers and burn down the pink tower of speakermite.

[Dreamwalker]

What a great idea. :D

[Logically Unsound]

thanks. got any douches?
also, pig cannons would be good.

[Logically Unsound]

bagsy the 100th post in this thread.
*whip cracks* to good.

[Athelwulf]

Tissues filled with 'self loving' I'll bet.

I use shirts that I have already worn for that.

. . . Too much info?

My room is very messy. I'm a pack rat. Many papers, things, and quite a few . . . shirts.