Half of badness, that ain't good.

[wesmorris]

http://jwesmorris.home.mchsi.com/weshalves2.jpg

I don't have a complex ner nuthin. I'm an okay looking fella. Some chicks dig it, 'nuff said. Regardless, tonight I was sitting around and thought I'd check out my bad symmetrical potential. I was badder than I thought. All in all I'm glad I'm not symmetrical. ;)

Look at the guy on the right! Yikes! Evolve damn you!

http://jwesmorris.home.mchsi.com/weskew.jpg

Do yours and post it, you panzy.

[water]

Wes,

Huh, the left half of your face is drooping ... must be that you are neglecting your right-brain activities ...
:(

[wesmorris]

i think my head is just crooked. one of my ears is noticeably higher than the other. it's been that way as long as i remember. then again, maybe i just don't remember much cuz of all the drooping.

hehe. either way, though those pictures are an old trick, but I still they are kind of funky when put in three like that. weird visual effect.

i'm not sure how i could neglect my right-brain activities, but maybe. it has been a while since i picked up the guitar. hmm. i'll think aboot it.

[moementum7]

Thats just plain cool.

[wesmorris]

I'm half frumpy roman cockney mick, and half uhngh, possibly orangatang.

I think that fits pretty well. Maybe you can read the eyes of either pic and get a whole different angle that looking at it alone, like components and such.

[water]

"Roman Cockney Mick"? Are you saying you are of British descent? European, perhaps? Wow.

Well, the left picture, the one made of two right halves of your face, looks mightily British, somehow. Put some armour on, and you'd pass for an ancient Celt too.

:)

[wesmorris]

I'm a mut, mystery parent so I don't know my decent. I'll guess European, what the heck. I was just describing what I thought the picture looked like.

[Thor]

All I can say is...you are screwed up!

[wesmorris]

How come you panzies aren't posting your face halved weirdness?

[Brandon432003]

You look kinda stoned :m: ....

not that there's anything wrong with that!

[Hastein]

I feel a strange urge to suddenly join a wes collective. WEISALL, ALLIS...damn! Must...fight...the...urge. Can't look at faces.

[wesmorris]

http://jwesmorris.home.mchsi.com/nostalgia.jpg

*dr. evil laugh*

[Dr Lou Natic]

Bottom right wes looks the coolest and toughest.
He looks like he could kick bottom left wes's ass.

[Closet Philosopher]

giant pictures of yourself ore disturbing... just kidding.

No one would notice unless you point it out to them, don't worry about it.

Maybe I should post the pic of the most disgusting sunburn ever, now that is disturbing, my forehead is bubbling... I deel sidgusting and I have to go to school because exams are next week.

[wesmorris]

Why aren't any of you doing it??????????? Come on, join the freak show damnit.

[Dr Lou Natic]

I honestly don't even know how to get digital camera pictures onto the computer.

[gendanken]

Congratulations- you've just burned a hole through my cornea.

Something about that face that makes you wish to break glass with it.

Here's mine:

www.fuckyouall.geocities/search.php/gend.gif

[Dr Lou Natic]

Weak, it doesn't work. I was really looking forward to that, I'd be really genuinely surprised if you weren't horrendously ugly.

[gendanken]

Lou:
Weak, it doesn't work
Fix your browswer, dipshit. Everyone else can see it.

Either way you won't see it with you too busy sucking my dick.

[Dr Lou Natic]

I still can't see it. How do you fix your browser?

[gendanken]

"How do you fix your browser?"
Take it to the vet and lop its nuts off- like they did you years ago.

[Dr Lou Natic]

That was really funny

[invert_nexus]

I think it's a trick. Something to do with fuckyouall? :p

Too bad, I was wondering what she looked like, too.

[wesmorris]

you're just not clicking quite right.

[Dr Lou Natic]

I have a pretty good idea actually. I just want it validated.

[invert_nexus]

What's the right way of clicking on it? One handed with the other hand down your pants? :p

[wesmorris]

well, if you don't keep clicking you can be sure it won't ever load the page. if you click, at least you're trying.

[invert_nexus]

Hmm, ok...

Have you successfuly loaded the page? I have tried it a couple of times and get a page doesn't exist error. I've also tried putting in www.fuckyouall.geocities and get another page doesn't exist error. Surely little ol' gendy's site can't be so popular that it's being swamped with requests, can it?

[wesmorris]

If it's not working you can try ofcourse.thatshit.aint.real.comma.ass

There's a mirror @ dude.noway.sofake.lie

[invert_nexus]

tsk, tsk, tsk. You wound me. :p

And to think that a former member of the collective would be treated so...

[wesmorris]

*sniffle*

I ...

*sniffle*

I remember when you were 3 of N...

*bawls*

*sniffle*

it's not you... it's ME.

i'm a dirty scigger

all the sciggers in the house say *snort*

[path]

Damn gend you are one uuugly mofo, what is that thing hanging from your cheek is it a sort of fleshy growth? What happened to your right eye was it an accident or birth defect? My condolences

[spuriousmonkey]

Hail to the Nerdoverlord whose website is still down!

[wesmorris]

you can get there through wesmorris.com (http://www.wesmorris.com) if you just can't take it anymore. i'm working on getting the URL straightened out.

[gendanken]

Path:
Damn gend you are one uuugly mofo, what is that thing hanging from your cheek is it a sort of fleshy growth?
Your putrid remains, asshole.

And yes, I'm very ugly. Fear me.

ofcourse.thatshit.aint.real.comma.ass
*funeral grin*

We'll try this again, but it only works if you have Netscape.

"Fuckyouall" is registered domain, and geocities allows me free webspace to boot..... 'cause I rock.

www.fuckyouall.geocities/search.php/gend.gif

or, one can also with other browsers try

www.fuckyouall.shutdown/?find/users/bin/gend.jpg

[wesmorris]

Gendy, why don't you use image tags?

[Dreamwalker]

Hmm, yeah... well, my picture is hidden under some link in the picture thread... yeah..he... man I look so fucked up.....

[Dreamwalker]

Ah, to hell. I carry that face around every day, can as well post it here.

http://www.uploadimages.net/images/341042ich.JPG

[wesmorris]

Okay that's a start, but you need a closer, better lit shot that you can photoshop up. I want to see if I'm the least symmetrical. :)

[Dreamwalker]

Ok, but I think you´ll have to wait a day or so because right now I ain´t got a camera around.
But last time I looked, my face was symmetrical :D
(perhaps my beard would mask some asymetry)

And stop sending sublimial messages in your fotos :p