Three Word Story, Volume III !

[Walker]

Alright, for those of you who don't know the rules, the idea is to create an elaborate tale consisting of only 3-word posts. I post three words. The next guy posts three words that seem like a suitable continuation. So does the next guy, and so on.

I'll start us off:

Once upon a

[spuriousmonkey]

time in sciforums

[c20H25N3o]

small distant world

[spuriousmonkey]

there was a

[c20H25N3o]

magical goat that

[jadedflower]

wanted to watch

[spuriousmonkey]

a catfight between

[jadedflower]

Operah Winfrey and

[Walker]

Uma Thurman as

[jadedflower]

they were both

[Dreamwalker]

stripped naked in

[BigBlueHead]

spite of themselves

[Enigma'07]

and stranded on

[jadedflower]

a cold planet

[Enigma'07]

with a thin

[Ste_harris]

splattering of mud

[Enigma'07]

compleatly covering their

[invert_nexus]

regions hitherto unknown

[BigBlueHead]

to James Baker

[invert_nexus]

Meanwhile, behind the

[Enigma'07]

heap of glowing

[Xerxes]

refrigerator, jay leno

[jadedflower]

carefully removed his

[Walker]

panties and showed

[jadedflower]

(makes no sense-- keep reading)

[Xerxes]

his infinitesimally small

[cosmictraveler]

enclosed back yard

[invert_nexus]

to a flabbergasted

[jadedflower]

human-eating hamster

[invert_nexus]

which quickly began

[jadedflower]

chewing random bits

[Xerxes]

of spicy cabbage

[c20H25N3o]

which were infected

[Walker]

by Uma's extreme

[invert_nexus]

phosphorescent discharge. The

[Dr Lou Natic]

buttocks of oprah

[invert_nexus]

oozed buckets of

[Dr Lou Natic]

what appeared to

[Dr Lou Natic]

be garlic butter

[Walker]

of a million

[invert_nexus]

flavors and varieties.

(Hey, Lou, that's cheating...)

[wesmorris]

It tasted bad.

[invert_nexus]

The putrescent malodorousness

[wesmorris]

supersaturated my raincoat

[invert_nexus]

but luckily I

[wesmorris]

had an extra

[Walker]

tampon in my

[wesmorris]

suppository. Fifteen sherpas

[invert_nexus]

expletive deleted. Then***Damn beat me***

displaying orgiastic effluvience

[wesmorris]

, the smell intensified. (damn, you edited)

[spuriousmonkey]

in my nostrils

[wesmorris]

. They're oversized you

[invert_nexus]

goat-roping bastard. Uma

[wesmorris]

gawd. I hurled

[invert_nexus]

Uma into Oprah's

(Took me a minute to see how you did that... Uma Gawd... :p)

[Dr Lou Natic]

gaping, garlicy, anus.

[spuriousmonkey]

To stop the

[Dr Lou Natic]

fountain of rancid

[spuriousmonkey]

decaying putrid flesh

[Dr Lou Natic]

from gushing unhindered

[spuriousmonkey]

from the gargantuan

[Ste_harris]

ass of Oprah

[invert_nexus]

The orifice dribbled

[path]

pebbles. Then suddenly

[Dr Lou Natic]

exploded violently with

[Rappaccini]

a powerfully iridescent

[invert_nexus]

flow of jubilant

[spuriousmonkey]

jelly bottoms covered

[invert_nexus]

in undulating flagella.

[jadedflower]

I threw up.

[spuriousmonkey]

Someone ate vomit

[jadedflower]

and thought it

[c20H25N3o]

was curious that

[jadedflower]

it should be

[c20H25N3o]

encrusted with jewels

[spuriousmonkey]

and little mermaids

[jadedflower]

since it was

[spuriousmonkey]

illegal to burp

[Walker]

publically on sciforums

[Logically Unsound]

down the valley....
(uma gawd = ecellent)

[jadedflower]

...of death's Shadow.

[Logically Unsound]

In the breifcase...
(comeone people gogogo)

[Walker]

In Uma's left

[Logically Unsound]

hand there was....

[jadedflower]

something that noone

[Xerxes]

had ever witnessed.

[jadedflower]

Amazingly enough, it

[wesmorris]

didn't smell like

[jadedflower]

it... it certainly

[wesmorris]

didn't smell ... *collapses*....

[jadedflower]

or did it?

[wesmorris]

I was groggy

[jadedflower]

, with a nosebleed

[Communist Hamster]

The hamster returned

[wesmorris]

blood for cabbages

[jadedflower]

but the grocer

[c20H25N3o]

didnt want blood.

[Enigma'07]

Instead, he wanted

[jadedflower]

the haemoglobin that

[invert_nexus]

feeds his thirst

[Rappaccini]

between Oprah's buttocks.

[wesmorris]

Dive, Dive, Dive!

[Rappaccini]

shouted the grocer.

[wesmorris]

Oprah's face lit

[Rappaccini]

up with sharp

[wesmorris]

yet predictable surprise

[Rappaccini]

and visible delight

(G'night, Wes... no more rapid-fire posting for me)

[spuriousmonkey]

after seeing cake

[wesmorris]

, hemoglobin spelunking cheekiness,

[spuriousmonkey]

, seeing more cake,

[Communist Hamster]

The hamster leapt

[spuriousmonkey]

on the cake

[Ste_harris]

and danced. Elsewhere

[spuriousmonkey]

a mouse kicked

[alain]

spuriousmonkey in the

[spuriousmonkey]

nutts because he

[invert_nexus]

could. Meanwhile a

[spuriousmonkey]

small pumpkin was

[invert_nexus]

inserted unambiguously into

[wesmorris]

Big-O's redoubtable crack.

[spuriousmonkey]

This event caused

[wesmorris]

resmellification, decontamination, incredulation,

[Ste_harris]

Which caused much

[invert_nexus]

pontification, procrastination, and

[wesmorris]

comments regarding cheese -

(pardon IN, you posted as I was posting then i deleted as you were posting)

(hey switch your comment above to after this one, two in a row is some kind of jinx I think)

[invert_nexus]

Hey, you didn't need to delete that, it still would have fit. :p oh well.

[spuriousmonkey]

A stranger came

[invert_nexus]

riding the goat

[spuriousmonkey]

, also a stranger,

[invert_nexus]

desiring cheese from

[Dr Lou Natic]

the depths of

[rob k]

a great big

[invert_nexus]

dark, malodorous hole.

[Communist Hamster]

filled with pneumonium

[fireguy_31]

collected from remains

EDIT: i may be too late. :(

[alain]

of a stinking

[Communist Hamster]

dead welsh teacher

[alain]

who spoke in

[fireguy_31]

a forked tongue

[Dr Lou Natic]

, offered to fuck

[thefountainhed]

Dr Lou Natic

[invert_nexus]

Oprah, if and ***damn, didn't see the next page, this would have been funny too***

if and only

[spuriousmonkey]

for free, but

[Communist Hamster]

then an unfortunate

[invert_nexus]

penile implant explosion

[spuriousmonkey]

prevented ejaculation causing

[Logically Unsound]

severe rashes all.....

[spuriousmonkey]

purple with puss

[Logically Unsound]

(man thats nasty)
while Johnathan Ross....

[spuriousmonkey]

became a woman

[Logically Unsound]

so he could....
<shudders at possiblities>

[jadedflower]

[censoured] and [censoured].



___
why is it telling my this message is too short?

[spuriousmonkey]

It ended dramatically

[invert_nexus]

Oprah cheered enthusiastically.

[spuriousmonkey]

with her gargantuan

[Logically Unsound]

hair all frozen

[pixie person- ive been in several forums where for some reason it dont count things in[]'s. i dont know why]

[spuriousmonkey]

and strawberry covered

[jadedflower]

toenails, decorated with



[thanks 'There isn't enought room for me here' person]

[invert_nexus]

truffles dipped in

[jadedflower]

amazingly hot, blue

[spuriousmonkey]

magma, blowing away

[invert_nexus]

the mud covering

[spuriousmonkey]

and all strawberries

[Logically Unsound]

,picked by maidens.....

[spuriousmonkey]

, virgins, pigs and

[Logically Unsound]

wasted youths danced

{meat loaf!!!!!!!!!!..... huge guiter solo follows}

[jadedflower]

and danced around

[Enigma'07]

the big, black

[spuriousmonkey]

russian bear until

[Enigma'07]

the bear decided

[Logically Unsound]

to kill everyone

[Enigma'07]

and then he

[Logically Unsound]

went to the

[invert_nexus]

room where his

[Rappaccini]

whore was waiting.

[jadedflower]

And boy, what

[spuriousmonkey]

a classy whore

[jadedflower]

this broad was!

[spuriousmonkey]

Propaganda tastes rather

[jadedflower]

like that thing

[spuriousmonkey]

that generally floats

[c20H25N3o]

in evil cells

[spuriousmonkey]

of holy cows

[jadedflower]

' feet and other

[spuriousmonkey]

barbaric extremities. Thankfully

[jadedflower]

this didn't relate

[spuriousmonkey]

to my fertility

[Logically Unsound]

problems which stemmed

[spuriousmonkey]

from masturbating too

[wesmorris]

fast and frequently.

[Logically Unsound]

His semen was...

[jadedflower]

radioactive and yellow

[spuriousmonkey]

and contained strawberries

[Logically Unsound]

which he ate

[wesmorris]

, but MINE? Nuclear

[jadedflower]

and guano jam

[spuriousmonkey]

on burned toast

[Logically Unsound]

with lavish streaks

[spuriousmonkey]

of pink vomit

[wesmorris]

, atomic love, acidic

[spuriousmonkey]

sausages and maggots

[jadedflower]

marshmallows. But aaaaanyway;

[wesmorris]

Disturbed was oprah

[spuriousmonkey]

because no food

[wesmorris]

breached her crack

[spuriousmonkey]

and she cried

[Logically Unsound]

into the night

[wesmorris]

Dive, Dive, Dive!

(that's what she cried, but it was a few seconds late)

[Logically Unsound]

(hey you gotta post three words now the whole thing has been disrupted dam you)

said the boxer

[jadedflower]

who was slightly

[Logically Unsound]

dazed after the

[wesmorris]

sordid, smelly crackfest

[Logically Unsound]

that he indulged

(what is it with you people and cracks)

[wesmorris]

oprahs hunger indefinately.

(the story involves crack, it's not my fault)

[wesmorris]

(ah, how about this?: )

Regardless Oprah died.

[Logically Unsound]

everyone then cheered,
(at least there were no cracks in the story, + a happy ending, o wait there were)

[Rappaccini]

Oprah was resurrected.

[Logically Unsound]

the hangman was....

(wot chu mean, better?)

[jadedflower]

injured and rather

[Logically Unsound]

dissapointed she was...

(i dont know whether im allowed cause you did actually post but didnt contibute.
please actaully say something

)

[Rappaccini]

in the company

[Logically Unsound]

of an undead

[Rappaccini]

false simian named

[Logically Unsound]

Bill the Untutored

[path]

who had green

[Rappaccini]

fingers shoved between

[path]

That which shall

[Ste_harris]

not be mentioned

[fireguy_31]

until such time

[invert_nexus]

as Oprah's crack

[Rappaccini]

is now mentioned.

[Xerxes]

And Oprah spaketh-thus

[Rappaccini]

'Xerxes is cheating!"

[invert_nexus]

"Feed from my

[Dr Lou Natic]

expansive rectum, suckle

[wesmorris]

at my bum

________

[Dr Lou Natic]

, drink the rich

[invert_nexus]

creamy juice from

[Rappaccini]

far within (damn it, only two)

[wesmorris]

the crackulous nether-regions

[Dr Lou Natic]

Edit:
I fucked up

[invert_nexus]

of my splendiferous

[Rappaccini]

"Wes is cheating!"

[invert_nexus]

Oprah enfolds Wes

[wesmorris]

(no way man, my hyphenated word actually constituted a single word form, but the previous infraction by another party did not)

across fifteen millenia

[Rappaccini]

and many suburbs

[invert_nexus]

into the jelly-coated

(I think he was referring to the double post, which you did again :p)

(Doh! Damn you clone!)

[Rappaccini]

gelatinous interior of

[Dr Lou Natic]

oprah-shit, the heat

[invert_nexus]

oft-mentioned ass. Strangely ****edits are getting out of hand :p****