The gossip thread

[Dr Lou Natic]

psst, hey don't you just hate it how gendanken uses terms from other languages to sound intelligent?
I'm just like whatever when she uses those terms, you know like "sacre bleau! I'm a douche noozle" :rolleyes: whatever...

And how about tiassa? man speaking of douche noozles:rolleyes: he hangs onto PM's nuts so firmly that if PM ever took a shower he'd notice him and be like "wtf?".
And then tiassa would be all on the spot and like "ahh just um checking for missionaries, yeah just making sure no missionaries try and convert your asshole, err <fakelyenthusiastic>Praise allah</fakelyenthusiastic>"

And what about wesmorris? don't get me started on that loser...

Anyway, talk to you after class, sayonara, hahaha yeah she is a douche :cool:

(sticky status pending... I assume)

[spuriousmonkey]

I heard from xev that there are lots of idiots on this forum. This was confirmed by PM; everybody is a moron except Tiassa.

I also heard that I am a corporate slave and not a Rebel Without A Cause speech. I can confirm that. I went on the typical corporate thingie path. I was first drafted into the army because I was too lazy to decide what I should study. I disobeyed direct orders only twice in the army, which is typical of a slave mentality (and I am not counting those times I got reprimanded because I didn't wear my hat or something trivial like that). Still had no clue what to do. Instead of working for microsoft I did the thing every corporate whore does. Indeed, I went to art school to become a painter. Fuck yes, I was on the corporate ladder. Well, not really. I realized after 2 years that I would never be a rich executive if I kept painting shit all day long. I decided then to take my corporate whoreness seriously. I went to study biology, because I kind of liked reading things and other crap (another characteristic of a corporate whore: they like reading dostojevski and s.j. gould). Yes, I was on the right track now. I would be a corporate whore soon. I knew I had to be the best of the best so I finished in the top ten percent of my class to succeed as a corporate whore. No wait, that is wrong, I was interested in biology and enjoyed it to study biology. That is why I ended up in the top ten. That was not a good sign. No corporate whore is interested in anything but for the money. I would make the proper choice now though. Oh yes. I decided to do a PhD in the history of biology. Fuck yes, that is the career path a corporate whore can be proud of. I was going to be stinking rich now. Everybody knows that the job prospects of a Historion of science are excellent. My god, I would have to beat the women of me soon, because they would smell the money. No wait, I wasn't too happy doing what i was doing. I then met a finnish girl and decided to quite my job and move to finland. Well, what could I do here. Wait a sec, there is NOKIA in finland. The best corporation for any corporate whore. Well, instead i decided to start another PhD (what a loser), but this time in biology.

what a corporate whore I am.


Anyway, I heard xev is actually a 300kg fat white man with no penis. I doubt that this is true though. People always exaggurate with weight. 200 kg tops.

(closed thread status pending...i assume)

[sargentlard]

I heard that sargentlard is really a hot blonde with bodaious boobage. He (or she) only says he is male to ward off internet losers.

She is also really fricking awesome in the sack and filthy rich...also she has a pony and 12 Ferraris....

...and also her hair is long and pretty...

...also Tiffany Conrad who beat sragentlard to win the Junior High prom queen title is a little slut who got fat and poor with 4 ugly kids while sarge is pretty and sexy. Take that Ho.

[certified psycho]

Okay sargentlard that can and will only happen in your dreams. You are a sick and dirty man.


*certified psycho goes to his McLaren F1 waiting outside.:D

[gendanken]

Dr. Lou:
psst, hey don't you just hate it how gendanken uses terms from other languages to sound intelligent?
I'm just like whatever when she uses those terms, you know like "sacre bleau! I'm a douche noozle" whatever...
And then I was like, yah, whatever *flips hair*

Dr. Lou comes over last night sniffin' for pussy you know- or vaginis muldatis- and I'm all like dude, go fucking mastrubate- or onanism. Or go play with your chubby fingers, dedos, phallanges or finger your chubby mother, madre, mere, matron.

I'm, like, too sesquipedalian for you. Stick to your own kind 'k? *flips hair*

On a serious note, just for you:

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=34447&page=1&pp=20

[DeeCee]

sesquipedalian.

1.Given to the use of long words.
2Long and ponderous; polysyllabic

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=%20sesquipedalian%20

Onomatopoeic humour?
Interesting.
Dee Cee

[lixluke]

News: cool skill has counted about 4 people that have him on ignore.
What's your body count?

[Rappaccini]

Onomatopoeic humour?
Interesting.
Dee Cee

Onomatopoeic?
You either don't understand what that denotes, or I'm missing the point...

[CounslerCoffee]

I can neither confirm, nor deny, whether or not Undecided is Nico.

I won't comment on what happened at a gay bar a few weeks ago either.

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

[Kunax]

rofl spuriousmonkey you sould restart the village thread.

I heart from a finnish coworker i once had, that spuriousmonkey is the code name for Nokia's underground research project, where they are attempting to create an army of evil killer monkeys, but so far they are only able to create a hord of internet spamming monkeys.

eather that or something was on sale in the local discount shop, i never understod what she said when she spoke in finnish.

[spuriousmonkey]

rofl spuriousmonkey you sould restart the village thread.


I'm afraid that certain people will fuck it up again.

[CounslerCoffee]

Spurious, why don't you just PM Goofy and tell him whats happening? He can watch out for your thread if you make a special request or something. All you have to do is tell him that x,y, and z are fucking up my thread, can you help?

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

[spuriousmonkey]

Spurious, why don't you just PM Goofy and tell him whats happening? He can watch out for your thread if you make a special request or something. All you have to do is tell him that x,y, and z are fucking up my thread, can you help?

-- The Grand Dragon Gizzard

They have as much freedom to do what they want to do with a thread as I have as much freedom to do what I want to do with a thread.

In this case I personally think the thread went down the hill. But the other people probably don't.

I am not more right than my neighbour. Hence it is as it is.

that sounds so ... well... there is a word for it.

[Rappaccini]

Fatalistic?

Resigned?

[spuriousmonkey]

Fatalistic?

Resigned?

spuriousmonkeyistic....

[arigold99]

There is a new website that basically centers around crazy or bizarre incidents involving athletes, mostly on, but also off the field. Check it out for some good articles and great videos and links:

www.AthletesAreAnimals.com/

If you like sports figures that commit crimes, this site is for you.
Enjoy!

[thedevilsreject]

what the fuck, you revive a two year old thread to spam, you are crazy

[francois]

Pretty cool site though.

[The Devil Inside]

ugh.

i heard that spuriousmonkey eats his own boogers.

[thedevilsreject]

Pretty cool site though.
i though it was a terrible waste of my time

[Nikelodeon]

I heard a rumour that site was quite crap.

[thedevilsreject]

quite true

[The Devil Inside]

once, i ate a cigarette whole. just swallowed the whole thing.

ill never do that again.

[Nikelodeon]

I dare you to do it again.

[The Devil Inside]

it was a bet for 11 dollars, and i was an impressionable youth.

never again.

try it, just once.

i dee double dog dare you.

[Roman]

once, i ate a cigarette whole. just swallowed the whole thing.

I ate a cig once, too. Slowly nibbled it to pieces. There was a lot of absinthe involved.

[spuriousmonkey]

it was a bet for 11 dollars,

How much is that in Euros?

[Roman]

8.5

[The Devil Inside]

How much is that in Euros?
fuck you.

haha!

not enough to justify eating a cigarette whole, ill tell you that much.

[The Devil Inside]

I ate a cig once, too. Slowly nibbled it to pieces. There was a lot of absinthe involved.
i had some last night. delicious stuff!

i live 2 blocks from a grocery store that sells it. it is pretty expensive though....17 euros for a liter.