of course, I would be hard pressed to pick one that is more satisfying than the other. If this board weren't so proper I would describe my ideal situation.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
It should be "if this board weren't so proper". That grammatical impropriety, combined with your vanilla innuendo, demands ten lashes with the wet noodle!
It is what he said! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What you mean like cherries?? And bananas? You mean those kind of relations?? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Dribbler: Dribbler, considering how fat chicks rarely have sex without a box of bon-bons in their chubby little hand I think your question is gratuitous.
Isnt there meant to be stuff like eating strawberries and cream from someone's skin and stuff to do with honey? Nice food at a nice restaurant with nice music and wine seem to be related to sex too.
People are always starving for both of them, people feel guilty after having a heap of both of them, and there are help groups for people who can't get enough of them.
Both easily packaged and dumbed down by modernism, where the struggle to find both is eased by luxuries common to first world countries. This may be responsible for constant boredom and emptiness, where one can easily find both at the tip of their fingers without effort.
and2000x: Ah, thank you. It's nice to hear somebody besides me say this. But rather than admit this, the marketeers of sexuality simply veer towards more deviant forms. So now we have "Sadomasochism for Housefraus" and "You, fair college co-ed, must be bisexual!". Because, you know, we could not admit that consumerist sex is boring. Ta, listen to Ministry's "Broken".
I know someone who cannot have sex without chocolate. Most importantly, chocolate almost always initiates sex. Think of the possibilities, by GOD!!!!!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
And2000x: True a million times over. Its the bored and lazy modernist who's always quick to substitute his primal passions with plastic surrogates. He'll never either know it or admit it. Xev: If I recall right, there was a somebody besides you saying this once. Gendanken. Persol: Hellatious!
you know, i saw this episode of jerry springer where there were these huge, enormous people, and the man would use the woman as a buffet table...she was covered in mashed potatos, corn, cakes, sausage, all kinds of food....my god that's nasty....
