...huh?...

[willakitty]

There was an earthshaker? How are the elders and the rest of the villagers? Was the crop saved or ruined? How many are jiggling with the tide of hertz? I was in an earthquake once. It was fun to run around in circles like a cow with its tongue caught in a puss's teeth. Will there be eggs? Where's my crosshatch wand? Did you use it to milk the chickens again?
Oh, yes. The earthquake was terrible. Will there be more? May I have my flashlight batteries...it's kinda cold in here. Someone forgot to open the pay for my lottery ticket...

[HOWARDSTERN]

Take your pills, William Kitty!

And listen to House of Blues Radio more!

Trust me! You'll be glad you did!

[willakitty]

Hey, I assure you that the only drug I'm high on is "life"! ...uh...yeah...Surely, you wouldn't like to abuse the cutest kitty you ever saw (HOWARD!) and my name (HOWARD!) is W-I-L-L-A kitty. A derivative of Wilhelmina pronounced like "Willamina"...remember Mina from "Dracula"?...Better be nice lest I give you an eternity in which to suffer for your misdeeds!...Unless you like that sort of thing...*smiiiiiiiiile!*