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  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Some people should not be given access to the internet because they are just plain nuts and slightly psycho. Obviously it is good to be nuts, but some kinds of nuttyness is just freaky.
     
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  3. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    said the hypocrit
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    but i don't take the internet seriously...that is the difference...it is just harmless entertainment.
     
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  7. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    No, you're just dead wrong you psychotic simian pedophile. Now get off the internet and go back to the dark ages of humanity (the eighties).
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I'm from the 70s
     
  9. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    Well, it shows.
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    but some people would get insulted by this exchange and go nuts...why?

    is this really a real world?
     
  11. CharleeB Registered Senior Member

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    People whose slightly psycho tendencies remain well under control in everyday life seem to loose said control when they encounter other loons on the web. Their access should DEFINITELY be restricted in case they become so influenced they loose it all together and go on to commit horrible murders, listen to Britney Spears, throw televisions out of their high-rise appartment windows etc
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    What instigated this thread was a lovely PM I received today

    It goes like this (without mentioning the sender of course):

    Apparently I have been so conniving and evil that I must have been satan himself (as in: honestly judge, it was as if someone else took over. And then I was myself again and somehow all these people were dead with gunshot wounds. I can't remember how that happened).

    But I turn of the computer and this world disappears. I don't see any reason to take it seriously. But apparently some people do.
     
  13. CharleeB Registered Senior Member

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    What did you say to them to make them so mad?
     
  14. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    he banned me at another forum and I went straight to the owner of the forum complaining about it. The owner unbanned me.
    I then called him stupid because the owner unbanned me. He then banned me again. Maybe the owner will unban me again when he comes back...who knows.
     
  15. CharleeB Registered Senior Member

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    He really sounds kind of dangerous. I'd consider changing my name and moving, if he ever tracked you down you could lose some appendages.
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    nobody comes to finland...unless they completely insane...uhhh...oh shit...
     
  17. And . . . . thus spoke the hypocrite

    Oh, let me think, you only went there for a WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    *points and laughs in mockery*


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  18. machaon Registered Senior Member

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    For SpuriousMonkey

    If you were a truly spurious monkey you would not possess a PHD. You would be adrift in the inky blackness of the rainforest teeth laid bare and gleaming just below the rapidly expanding pupils of a face you will never see in the mirror. By the way, what does SPURIOUS mean?
     
  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    tja...spurious


    I've said it many times what it means, so this could just be sarcasm from your part, but to be on the safe side:

    spu·ri·ous P Pronunciation Key (spyr-s)
    adj.
    Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
    Of illegitimate birth.
    Botany. Similar in appearance but unlike in structure or function. Used of plant parts


    and gosh...people really like me...
     
  20. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    What is wrong with moving somewhere to live with a woman you love?

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    ok, now i see why you have such a aggressive stance...you are the same 'redoubtable' on the other forum and probably close buddies with the person in question.
     
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  21. machaon Registered Senior Member

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    A correction

    spu·ri·ous P Pronunciation Key (spyr-s)
    adj.
    Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
    Of illegitimate birth.

    Then if you were a truly spurious monkey, you would find yourself inexplicably in low Earth orbit. Your scream frozen and beautifully illustrated beneath the ice crystals forming beneath a brilliant naked sun. And whats more..you would be a bastard monkey. A bastard monkey in space! Don't worry. I could be WAY off here.
     
  22. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    The idea I had about spurious is that I am an ape and not a monkey, hence I could call myself a 'not genuine' monkey, because I am not a monkey but an ape. hence Spuriousmonkey...


    Yes...it is a bit contrived. But that is how I am.
     
  23. machaon Registered Senior Member

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    Yes...it is a bit contrived. But that is how I am.

    I get that way too. At first you don't want to contrive. But you have to wrap your ideas with something so that people will want open them.
     
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