...why don't Japanese post offices sell envelopes? "No, please go to the store down by the corner to buy an envelope." "But, you're the post office right, aren't you supposed to help people mail things?" "Yes, but we don't sell envelopes. Please go... blah blah blah" [translated for the benefit of.... well everyone would think I was typing jibberish otherwise...] ~Fatal ----- To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. --- Lao-Tzu
Maybe I am insane. What do you think? I think you are insane too, if you ever have to ask yourself if you are insane, then you probably are. Well, then again, if you never ask yourself if you are insane how would you ever know? If you were insane, and you asked yourself if you were insane would you say, "Yes"? I like to think I am honest with myself, yes. But, if you are insane and didn't know it, then you wouldn't be lying, would you? Or would you simply be lying to yourself without realizing it because you can't handle being insane. No matter what people LIKE to think they ALWAYS know when they are lying to themselves, they just don't like to admit it. That really is the point, isn't it. True, but if you were truly insane would you know it? I don't know. So, you are saying that there really is no way of ever knowing if we are insane. Of course. hmmmmmmm.......
plan for world domination! v8.5 get loads of acid and crack. get put acid in water suply. force all pregnant women to smoke crack, causes problems w/ baby. while evry1 in town is halucinating pink elphants and what it would be like to fuck a parrot go to the bank and get $$$ in the sextupal digits or so. buy a large jet plain. and an island. buy many nukes and weapins. declare island an independant nation. allow all outlaws and every1 whos running from there country to go there on the condition they fight 4 you. mass your army of vandels outcasts and beggers together and take over 3rd world countries and much of eatern uerop. nuke japan and america. and britain. from the rubbel of the japanese labs recover the horrible flesh eating bactia. release it into fdrance. whiel france is rotting, litterally, take over rest of uerup. canada is still delaing w/ massiv amounts of nuclear fallout. get them w/ bacteria next. sell antidote and use monney to buy remaining countries. please dont delete this. its meant as a joke... and im already in trouble. please dear deare mods. dont hurt me further.
