Baby Beauty Queen Pagents are...

(1) A way for abused or neglected women to live vicariously through their children.
(2) Competitions for the trashy.
(3) Sad because of the way children are being taught about self-esteem in a negative light.
(4) A good money-making scheme for the pagent industry.

[Edit:] This was supposed to be a poll but my daughter hit the button before I could finish editing this post. Shrugs.

 

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...demented. They all look alike!

Edit: You always change your post after I reply, gawd!

I would vote for every single one of those options!

 

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mostly 3 and 1.

my dad was a gerber baby. i'm not sure if he was old enough to be permenently damaged by it.

 

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I'd say all of the above, but there's got to be positive aspects about it too.

ahhh, instant karma

 

A way for a peasant class to reach "fame and fortune", through their children, and achieve what they subconciously want, statis such that of a king or queen

 

Xenu, that make no sense whatsoever, although, it demonstrates your immaturity.

 

Just because what I posted doesn't make sense to you, means I am immature?

Well, yes sometimes I am immature, I do have a child within me still, and I haven't shriveled up like a prune, with a board up my ass, at least not completely.

However, my post wasn't meant to be immature. My friend and I have a saying called "instant karma". This happens when you speak negatively of something, and then immediately following what you said, something bad happens. Such as:

"I hate that bastard!" *stubs toe* "Ouch!"

Instant karma.

What I was trying to show you was the irony of the situation. You were speaking badly about baby beauty pagents (which I'm sure are hideous, *watches out for falling anvils*) and then one of your own babies messes up your post about it. Instant karma.

All in all, it was a way to lighten the situation and maybe show you a little wisdom, and not to offend you.

 

WesMorrisBabe, why are you thinking about doing this?

 

HOT

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1 and 3.

unless you mean the kind w/ nude babies...
hhhmmmm.... *licks lips*

what? those r illigal? i wasnt there! I SAW NUTHING!

 

Baby beauty queen pageants are...

before the age of 4: rather pointless.
after the age of 4: my child's future.

 

well seeing as i dont intend to ever have children i really shouldnt care...

kids should be shot. theyr so annoying.

 

^lol.

i dont want them either, but i plan to use them as bargaining chips later in life..
ex: husband wants kids.. i want a new car.. etc..

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ah. nightfall is a very wize woman. may i sugest splicing some rat dna in there too? then u can bargain more!

"gimme the car or jr here gets unleahsed!"

dont take that offensivly... im serius.

 

hahahaha! yeah right..
ive considered looking into "tampering" things just to make sure the kids turn out normal. i dont know though. depends on how much work it would be on my end of the deal. if i have to be poked at with needles alot, we'll just wing it. we can always give them away until we get a winner. lol.

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actualy it would be pretty easy.

just take a rat egg or spermatazoa (how u spell that?) and extract random dna, seeing as we havent mapped tehr egenome yet. then insert it into a freshly empragnated egg of yours, like in the first couple week sof pregnancy, and voala! rat boy!

the fisrt few wil be horibbly deformed blobbs of flesh but with practice we could get one that lives.

 

All children should be put into government facilities till they are no longer a biological hazard to other humans, the government can give them all those childhood diseases they will need to bolster their immune system and once the child has progressed past the danger zone they can be released back into humanities fold.