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  1. MalloryKnox Registered Senior Member

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    A person told me it's normal to spit at the toilet after u pee.... do u really do that or I should be carefull wiv this person????
     
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  3. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    You spelt the word "you" wrong on serveral occasions in that question, and the word "with" once. I always spit in the toilet when I'm done urinating, I have as long as i can remember. You mean you don't? I thought this was normal behavior. Whose the outsider here... me or Mallory? :bugeye:
     
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  5. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    I don't.
     
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  7. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    What a weirdo :bugeye:

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  8. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    i do also...a big giant ball of saliva after every clensing.
     
  9. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    No, I'm civilized.

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  10. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    I like it when i shoot off a lugey with such force little comets of urine rain down on my pants.
     
  11. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    I don't spit. Ever. Unless it is to err... lubericate something. Let us leave it at that.
     
  12. FatalTalon Registered Senior Member

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    Fafnir, I've decided I don't want to marry you and father all of your children.

    No hard feelings, ok?


    I'll proudly step with the weird non spitting people here.


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  13. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    Spitting is common in third world countries. I don't know why, but the people always have this weird habit of spitting in public. You would be stopping at a red light and then see someone open the car door and spit in the street. Or walking on the sidewalk and then see people spit. Disgusting habit.
     
  14. siledre Registered Senior Member

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    Spitting is how we rid our bodies of evil, if you don't spit you must be evil.

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  15. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    I definatly wanted you to mother them, I'm the man in this relationship
     
  16. FatalTalon Registered Senior Member

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    Whichever way.

    But like, no thank you.


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  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Spitting into the toilet after urinating?[/I]

    Sounds like the remnant of some old superstitious practice...

    Sorry, but after expelling water I like to "intake" some, so I glug down a glass/cup of H2O...

    I suppose this sounds as odd as the spitting bit did to me, though...
     
  18. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I must admite that I often spit in the toilet. It is something about seeing all that water and more 'water' being added by the 'one eyed snake'. Somehow I feel the urge to add more watery components.

    It is especially nice in the 'communal' urinoirs (the long ones without separations). Then you can see your spit flouting down a river of yellow liquid gold, passing the other 'relievers'. I don't know if that curses or blessers the other participants in the pissing contest.
     
  19. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I live in a cage of an apartment so I have to spit in the toilet or the shower. I don't spit half as much as most of the people I know but I still need to sometimes.
    Its either the toilet or the fishtank, so I choose toilet, I don't want to insult my fish

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    ...... oh no!

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    what if turds can get insulted?
     
  20. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    Jerrek you weirdo. You mean you never spit? I actually don't spit on the toilet, but when I'm done urinating, I spit on my richard and clean him well. Pays to be hygienic you know.
     
  21. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Jerrek saves all his spit for his 'loving'.
     
  22. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    In other countries, if you spit in certain places, you get the death sentence
     
  23. Mucker Great View! Registered Senior Member

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    lol. Yeah, if you dribble into a fast shooting piss the spit goes flying. I have done this load when drunk

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    . It's such a shame for women though!!

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    *Consoles women*
    Yeah, I spit when I piss.
     
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