I AM ITALIAN Ciao... I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor. I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night. And I don't drive a Camaro. And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge, Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people. I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza. I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash. And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the worldcup. Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies, Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors, And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!! Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear, The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!! My name is Guiseppe !!! AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- I AM PAKISTANI Allo, I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant. I don't go to fleamarkets, or worshipelephants, or eat with my hands. And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle, Although I'm certain they're very smelly people. I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week, I believe in discounts, not full price. And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT. I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege. A turban IS an article of clothing. Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods Curry is a VERY tasty dish, and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!! Pakistan IS a third world country, The first nation of Cricket And the BEST part of the middle east!! My name is Raheem! AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I AM CHINESE! Wai... I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat. I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic. And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people. I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk. I believe in giving cash, not gifts And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO. I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre, Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday. And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa China is the LARGEST country in Asia The FIRST nation of PING-PONG, And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!! My name is FUNG!!! AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------- I AM AMERICAN Wassup... I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked. And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well. I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, although I'm pretty sure they were American. I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated, Guns settle disputes, not discussions. Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing, And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere. Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS, Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast, I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL! The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE, And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!! MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- I didn't write this, so if you have a beef with it, kill the message, not the messenger Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!.
No complaints...funny read but the Pakistani part...should be changed to Indian since out of all the things mentioned only one is related to Muslims....rest is Indian.
its cleverness nevertheless it has its charm. it is espresso not expresso. but its not Broo-SKetta, its bruscuito. Since when is Cuba not Communist? In your dreams.
This is hilarious! Thanks! Here is the very original one, aired in Canada: I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader, And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled, And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada, Although I am certain they are really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, not American, And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot". I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping not policing; Diversity not assimilation; And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED! Canada is the second largest landmass, The first nation of hockey, And the best part of North America! MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM CANADIAN!!! If you want to download the mpg file, which is really cool, go here: http://cman.ca/canada/molson/canadianrant.mpg
hey PYN, vaffanculo Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! i actually enjoyed that... my friends bug me all the time about italian stereotypes... but this was great.
/Ponders the use of various expletives to describe the stupidity of the chain mail and the droid who posted it, then decides that none are nasty enough. China isn't communist, you ill-educated shitstain. China hasn't been communist since at least Xiopeng. Christ, open a fucking newspaper and read it once in a while. plasticwingsmelting: Just ignorent, borderline racist and inane.
hello. im a white male teenage american. i dont flip burgers or lay 'football'. i dont play video games all day or wach mtv. i dont know any gangsters or cowboys. but im sure ide hate them. i eat sandwiches, not hamburgers. i wear more than chacees and blue jeens. i belive in individual ideals. not vice laws. and i say 'roof' and 'you' not 'ruff' and 'yal'. and i would gladly burn our flag at a war protest. sandles arent shoes. buzz cuts look dumb. greasy food is nasty. i dont hate the rest of the world. i dont think america rules all. i dont eat toffu and i dont give a damn about dolphins. america is the strangest nation. the first country of hypocritisizm. and my sad duisgusting home. *violance can be an answer. but not when the enimy cant fight back.*
I know, there were a few things in there that ironically are incorrect (ie Sikhs wear turbans, etc..). I still thought it was kinda funny. Stereotypes are funny. Get over it. Oh, and what does "ignorent" mean? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
