Wake up, Neo. The big, crazy baboon has you...

It must have been the witchcraft.

Do I get extra credit for including a reference to The Matrix?

 

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It ate the brain.... man thats some sick shit

 

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By God someone has to do something about those witchy baboons, I don't think that we can just sit on our asses and pretend that they aren't a problem anymore.

 

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"She said Neo was her only child and she hoped he would live because her other children died of natural causes before they reached one year."

I wonder how many and how THEY died.
:bugeye:

 

"Saomeng Phalatse of Sekhing said the whole episode boiled down to witchcraft, because it was unheard of that a baboon would eat a human being."

Well, of COURSE babbons practice witchcraft!!

DUH!!

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Didn't everyone see "The Lion King"?

Rafiki??

 

Yes!

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Maybe the baboon did it because the child was called neo.

 

I think the baboon was an agent ! oh crap! they are everywere

 

bears eat only brains and eggs of salmon when there are plenty around. Highest nutritional value...

 

That's very nice Spuriousmonkey

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There's room here for an Indiana Jones / irony reference here....

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that must be fucking traumatising if it is true.


i think its pretty crazy. im glad it wasnt my kid...


or my baboon.

 

Ofcourse its true, there is nothing strange about it either. Primates often eat baby animals alive because they are opportunistic feeders and they have hands that won't necessarrily kill something when they grab it. I've seen it happen many times and it is gruesome, they eat small animals like fruits. They'll take a bite and then look around innocently chewing while they have something kicking in their hands.
This one managed to get its hands on a human baby so we take notice but its normal behaviour.

Spurious:
I've never seen bears picking out fish brains but I have seen how they get the eggs. They catch them, put them on a rock and then stomp on them to make the eggs squirt out so they can lick them up. Bears are very interesting animals, they have so many different behaviours and are alot smarter than some people realise.

 

a bear would FUCK you up dr lou

 

Thanks for the heads up,
I'll keep that in mind...

 

Weren't you paying attention? They died of natural causes.

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And the baboon apparently thought Neo was "the one".

 

What I am wondering is:
Does witchcraft practicing Baboons count as "natural Causes"?
And what else can be considered "natural causes"?

 

My friend died of natural causes, cause a dagger in the back naturally kills you.

 

So he wasn't "Able" to withstand a stab wound? What a pussy.