I wanted to make a thread of quotes from posts on sciforums. There's a lot of inspiring and plain funny stuff on here. So please post phrases that you find on here that catch you. Give credit where it's due. Only one rule.... ********************************* ATTENTION: Do not post quotes that are intended to be hurtful towards other members! Let's keep this positive. ********************************* -this kind of thead may have been done before, if so, I apologize.
I'll start this off. Here's one I had saved on a word doc, because it was so funny and yet enlightening at the same time. Honestly, some people are just too spiritual to be of any earthly good. –Mystech
"Fuck Mohammed." - Xev "If you can conclusively determine who it was, I'll ban them." -Porfiry "Oh, and listen to Coffee! The moon is fiction! Free your mind you possible homosexuals!" - Wesmorris (Me, Airavata, and Wesmorris have determined that the moon is not real and is part of a vast homosexual conspiracy)
This one is from okinrus, whom I have to say has given us the best definition of doublethink since Orwell himself.
This one is from river-wind in the haiku thread I started. Normally I kind of dismiss all these natury haiku and just sort of glaze over while reading them, because if you've read one you've kinda' read 'em all in my opinion, but this one really bought some vivid imagery from my childhood to mind, and I really enjoyed it.
Money is inanimate. It cannot be evil... People are the only things that deal in or with evil. -Wesmorris a rather recent one, elegantly phrased.
"Xenu is a benu sam samenu" (has to be sung) sounds like song lyrics by Frank Sinatra or Sammy Davis, don't you think? I am really starting to lose it now.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"not knowing gnwas to no end" - gendanken in fact..........think I'll make it my sig. "if god tripped acid , would he see people?"- one_raven (?) or "20 minutes followed by some silky ass wiping" - Mephurio
very recent but it almost put my tears the first time i heard it.. blueapples: even if male nipples are hard ......they are not exactly an erogenous zones...what else can we put in their place? elea ???What else can you put in there place? What like a cup holder or something? thank you guys.. i loved that.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I think just about anything i say should be quoted It's not that i say anything worth remembering It's just that i say stuff at all It's a miracle i can type Other then that i'm usless I should probably shoot myself But if i go down i'm going to at least take a bunch of you with me Portable nukes, sent to your house Beware of radioactive parcels With digital watches attached to them For they will be your downfall In other news, My avatar rocks you Good day i say, good day.
[Persol]: Mommy, why are the bananas playing leapfrog? (see Fafnir665 avitar. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!) [Xev] (who has a lot of witty, comical comments):I'll sell you my soul for a six pack of Corona and 20 bucks, what do you say? [Sargentlard]:I am a woman...a sexy one at that.....harrass me you geeks harass me.