Quotes From Sciforums

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Xenu, Jun 17, 2003.

  1. Xenu BBS Whore Registered Senior Member

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    I wanted to make a thread of quotes from posts on sciforums. There's a lot of inspiring and plain funny stuff on here. So please post phrases that you find on here that catch you. Give credit where it's due.

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    -this kind of thead may have been done before, if so, I apologize.
     
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  3. Xenu BBS Whore Registered Senior Member

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    I'll start this off. Here's one I had saved on a word doc, because it was so funny and yet enlightening at the same time.

    Honestly, some people are just too spiritual to be of any earthly good.
    –Mystech
     
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  5. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    "Fuck Mohammed." - Xev

    "If you can conclusively determine who it was, I'll ban them." -Porfiry

    "Oh, and listen to Coffee! The moon is fiction! Free your mind you possible homosexuals!" - Wesmorris (Me, Airavata, and Wesmorris have determined that the moon is not real and is part of a vast homosexual conspiracy)
     
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  7. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    I would like to know more about that Counsler.
     
  8. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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    This one is from okinrus, whom I have to say has given us the best definition of doublethink since Orwell himself.
     
  9. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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    This one is from river-wind in the haiku thread I started. Normally I kind of dismiss all these natury haiku and just sort of glaze over while reading them, because if you've read one you've kinda' read 'em all in my opinion, but this one really bought some vivid imagery from my childhood to mind, and I really enjoyed it.
     
  10. Xenu BBS Whore Registered Senior Member

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    Money is inanimate. It cannot be evil...

    People are the only things that deal in or with evil.

    -Wesmorris

    a rather recent one, elegantly phrased.
     
  11. fredx Banned Banned

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    "Xenu is a benu sam samenu" (has to be sung)

    sounds like song lyrics by Frank Sinatra or Sammy Davis, don't you think?

    I am really starting to lose it now.

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  12. Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    Muscleman/whatsupall:
    "or should i get more stupider"
     
  13. fredx Banned Banned

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    "i don't know if you want"
     
  14. Xenu BBS Whore Registered Senior Member

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    Just shout out, "But don't you realize... the Illuminati control the world's genitals?"
    -prozak
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    "not knowing gnwas to no end" - gendanken


    in fact..........think I'll make it my sig.


    "if god tripped acid , would he see people?"- one_raven (?)


    or "20 minutes followed by some silky ass wiping" - Mephurio
     
  16. Gifted World Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    By WellCookedFetus.
     
  17. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    By XEV
     
  18. Thaug Registered Senior Member

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    Originally posted by fractal_choice

     
  19. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    very recent but it almost put my tears the first time i heard it..

    blueapples: even if male nipples are hard ......they are not exactly an erogenous zones...what else can we put in their place?
    elea ???What else can you put in there place?
    What like a cup holder or something?


    thank you guys.. i loved that..

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  20. PacingYourName Registered Senior Member

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    you ill-educated shitstain.

    -Xev

    hahahahahaha *burp*
     
  21. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    I think just about anything i say should be quoted
    It's not that i say anything worth remembering
    It's just that i say stuff at all
    It's a miracle i can type
    Other then that i'm usless
    I should probably shoot myself
    But if i go down i'm going to at least take a bunch of you with me
    Portable nukes, sent to your house
    Beware of radioactive parcels
    With digital watches attached to them
    For they will be your downfall
    In other news, My avatar rocks you
    Good day i say, good day.
     
  22. wesmorrisbabe Ethusiastic bistander Registered Senior Member

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    [Persol]: Mommy, why are the bananas playing leapfrog? (see Fafnir665 avitar.

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    [Xev] (who has a lot of witty, comical comments):I'll sell you my soul for a six pack of Corona and 20 bucks, what do you say?

    [Sargentlard]:I am a woman...a sexy one at that.....harrass me you geeks harass me.
     
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  23. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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