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"I got to fly, and the carrier was, like, this far off the coast!"



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Well, it's got to be said...

"So I just grabbed Tony's head like this, see..."

 

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Bush to the Audience: America, the access of evil is no longer, we have confined the enemy and are now dealing with what is a still good size bottomless pit of evil... Trust in god that we will be victorious over the pit of evil...

Bush to himself: I hope I'm not streching my arm far enough to cover the only black guy that my staff inserted/doctored in the audience for the newspaper pictures...

 

Impotence has become an uncontrollable problem for most US Presidents, but now, with AmeriPresiGrowth, within thirty seconds your penis could be, like, this big!

 

''....... and i was like choking on the pretzel like so when..."

 

It was that big, but i never inhaled

 

Bachus,
Surely you meant "It was this big but I never swallowed" ???

 

"Once all this holy war bit of mine is over, i'm going to lay out a line THIS BIG.."

 

from backstage...

"Aw crap, he's run down again. Someone go out there and pull the string, quick!"

 

If he was Clinton

"Its THIS long."
::touches fly::
"Wanna See?"

 

"I am going to jam a cruise missle this far up Saddam's patootie."

"The Iraqi Information Minister's nose is this long. Just keeps growing. Actually It fits him as he is allready an ass." (Pinnochio style)

 

"and..um..in college..um i smoked this big bag of pot...and it was sureeeeeee good.."


"this is the amount of taxpayer money spent hiding Dick Cheny in undisclosed locations"


"the troop at the base handed me this cool helmet and i was like wassssuuuppppppppp"

 

"and that's how the doctor dropped me at birth and my daddy said that it explained a lot....."


"Look honey would stop telling me to shut up and let me talk to the reporters..please..."

 

Oooops

 

"And we'll squeeeze the oil out of those Iraqis"

 

I mean man .. Rumsfelds wallet is now this thick.

 

"now that all this business of war and politics is through I'm going to put my logic cap back on"

"Hey where'd my mind go? I put it down her just like this..."

"so this innocent child I killed with a bunker blaster missle was like this big I swear! I mean seriously I've killed bigger fish! someone has really got to do something for these kids... I know send them complimentary White house snow globes that oughta chear em up!"

"and bat boy came up behind Saddam and twisted his kneck like this"
Random Audience member: "But I thought you hadn't found caught saddam yet?!"
"true, true. So as I was saying thats how we captured saddam"

"and in Iraq we found a firework of mass destruction. I swear it was this big! and thats why bombing iraq was all worth while."

 

"After 9/11 I got down on the floor and gobbled all of your freedoms like this!"

OR

"I normally grab the twins like this, and shake."

 

Wow!!!.. we beat them.. Shit that makes a change!!..