Cliff Notes For The 2004 Final Exam

BuzzFlash has put up George W. Bush’s résumé, interpreted with extreme prejudice by
Kelley Kramer. It’s suitable for printing out wallet-size as we head into the 2004 campaign.

Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

Peace.

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

That was good.

Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

Another Resume

:bugeye:

Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Given Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228. Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968. Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969. Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07, 1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes. Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of
Arkansas ROTC, September 1969. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to
report...remain liable for induction'. Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40. Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice. Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.

Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President.

Lets not forget that he actually did something about 911.

After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000; President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel;
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

Same guy that did all that is blamed on GWB

Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

 

Log in or Sign up to hide all adverts.

...assuming Mr. Bush doesn't flunk us all and turn the nation into a totalitarian dictatorship. Or somehow overturn the vote.

 

Re: Another Resume

Salty, notice that nearly all of your complaints about Clinton have to do with his peacemongering and failure to seek revenge?

Remember, revenge is for the weak.

 

Re: Re: Another Resume

Notice how many lives that costs.

 

Re: Re: Re: Another Resume

Yes, revenge could've costed up to 1 million lives (probably more in the neighbourhood of 10000~50000)

Thanks for reminding me, Salty

Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

 

I forget who takes Bush's exams for him, is it Cheney , Rumsfeld or Rice??

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Resume

Ummh how? What are you talking about? Its still less then peace mongering.

 

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another Resume

What? What are you talking about? How does peace mongering kill people? Unless the terrorists are *constantly* striking, or if they are not very well organised, then trying to root them out won't help anything. The Qaydha are like a weed with deep and long roots, their "root network" goes very deep into the soil and reaches for relative miles around their "trunk". If you pull up the trunk, the roots will just grow back into (a) new trunk(s). If you pull up one of the roots, the rest will continue to support the trunk. If you pull up all the roots, you will find that it didn't really work, that only the main roots came and that their is a vast network deep beneath the soil, of roots that go in both directions, getting smaller and smaller. If you use a super-powerful weed pulling tool, you may get the trunk and the roots. But not really -- you'll find that only the main roots and the ones growing the same direction came. All the others will just keep growing. You will have many new independent systems of roots, many new trunks.

It will only stop if you use a poison. The poison is this: take away their reason for doing what they do. Then they will stop and eventually disband except maybe a small group of roots. But this will be a weak group, and you will be able to pull them out of the soil quickly and quietly, without harming many civilians.

 

Well Clinton obviously didnt use anykind of poison. Other wise they would not have attack the US 5 more times.

Clinton succesful stoped needed UN peackeeper reinforcments and never sent troops to Rwanda. Resulting in 800,000 dead tutsi. Go peace mongering. That is much more then 50,000

But no war never solves anything.

 

salty

There are still waring factions in Africa. Should we invade the entire continent or just select parts.

I didn't hear of any republicans in the congress or senate requesting military action in Rwanda. They were to busy talking about Clinton's BJ, which was a good indicator of their priorties. Now if there had been oil in Rwanda................

What makes you think that terrrorist attacks have ended in the USA?

 

Re: salty

We shouldnt prevent any UN peacekeepers from stoping the violence.

They werent talking about the BJs in 1994

Well have any happened so far? Atleast we are doing something about it.

 

salty

"well have any happended so far?"

It has only been a short time. Those people hold grudges for thousands of years.

Plus they have accomplished what they set out to do, disrupt our economy, make us feel unsafe, cost us billions checking shipping cargo , cost us even more with airport security. ect ect

 

Re: salty

Then shouldn't they be blowing up France, England, Russia and Turkey?

 

I dont hear them chanting "Russia go home" "France go home". They are angry at us and we will eventually pay the price, and with our economy, if not lives.

 

But did Bush use poison? Did any other president? So why are you mad at Clinton for not doing his duty? No other president in the last 30 years has.

And Bush never sent troops to Sierra Leone or anywhere else, other than Iraq and Afghanistan, with problems for that matter.

 

He didn't stop the UN from sending troops.

 

But if Clinton were president over the same time frame, neither would he have stopped the UN from sending troops! (I avoided your trap...)

 

And Salty, did you *seriously* read all the way through that résumé? I really don't think you did, anything Clinton did can't top that.