How to make a good english puppy

Discussion in 'World Events' started by katavan, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. katavan Guest

    The only thing that interest me about this entire conflict.

    Is how did America manage to blackmail, bride, sucker or threaten Blair into becoming such a good puppy.

    An obedient english puppy.
     
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  3. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Give him treats.
     
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  5. bhudmaash Banned Banned

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    ...and threaten to take those treats away if he doen't behave like a good little puppy. Either that or else Bush has some compromising photos of Blair's wife.
     
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  7. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    feed your puppy pretzels, works for american staffordshire too!

    If pretzels don't work, sex, lies and videotape will..
     
  8. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    I think the puppy saw that the other puppies was a wussy french poodle.
     
  9. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    What about the German Shephard ? Still the wussy french poodle has more bite than the Shephard for being a permanent member of the security council and being able to cast an unsuspected veto at the kingpin, how did this poodle ever came to play with the topdogs anyway?

    Gotta love nukes...
     
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  10. bhudmaash Banned Banned

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    oh she's not THAT bad!!....from a distance, with a bit of strategic lighting maybe.....
     
  11. Coldrake Registered Senior Member

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    Let's see. The US...or France. Yep. Real tough choice.

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  12. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    Then you're not very smart. Or, you're French.
     
  13. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    Oh that's brilliant.

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  14. Voodoo Child Registered Senior Member

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    Or from Non-America.
     
  15. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    Ok here want it spelled out? Americas GDP is larger then all the G8s combined We can crush a country by simply not trading with it. We have the largest army. We have the best military in the history of the world PERIOD! No country has liberated more people from tyranny then the USA.

    France has... chesse and mimes.
     
  16. Coldrake Registered Senior Member

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    Say what?

    But since you didn't get it...

    Let's see. The US...or France. Yep. Real tough choice.

    Sorry, don't get it


    ...let me explain it. The nation that's aided you in two world wars or the nation that's got you sucked into two world wars because it couldn't take care of business. The most powerful nation in the world or the nation that was the most powerful nation in the world two centuries ago.
     
  17. justiceusa Registered Senior Member

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    I once fell into an abandoned cheese mime.
     
  18. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Or maybe, just maybe our Engish allies are doing what they consider to be the right thing? Despite what you might think not all American-spawned definitions are based around baby-eating and midless destruction. Maybe they see that and arent blinded by anti-american sentiment.
     
  19. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    PERIOD ?

    Why need to send troops to iraq if not trading with iraq would have done the job???

    A yes, a large GDP, how much do you get of it lately? and I hear the trade deficit is catching up nicely with the GDP.

    At this moment the best the USA can boast is a powerfull army, but so did the Romans before their empire collapsed due to internal corruption...

    Cheese and wine doesn't sound that bad suddenly...
     
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  20. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    They were already pretty much crushed.

    So?

    Better than having no military at all.
     
  21. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    And how poor is Iraq?

    Its still better then the rest of the g8 combined.

    The Romans also were the great civilization for over 1,000 years so lets see USA has about 800 more to go.
     
  22. Tadpole_Terror Registered Senior Member

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    USA brought liberty and freedom yet again.. quit bitchen... lol What a glorious country I live in!

    Cheers to all of the dead militant islamic terrorists! Please, Syria.. don't step back.. don't cave.. we need to free the Christians in Lebanon also....
     
  23. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    America needn't go back to Lebanon to find sufficient trouble. Iraq is mirroring 1970s Lebanon right now, well on the way to a bloody civil war. And I wouldn't be surprised if several hundred Marines are now being billeted closely together in some vulnerable building in Iraq.
     

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