in order to destroy the 3 prime evils of the world

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  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    in order to destroy the 3 prime evils of the world
    you just have to deadly poison

    rice
    vodka
    fast food

    no chinese, no russians, no americans

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  3. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I like Chinese food, and I just love the Russian Accent, so funny to speak. And Americans...uhm...I guess they're cool :bugeye:
     
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  5. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Avatar, you forgot

    sushi
    red meat


    those will also help

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  7. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    People people, I've got one word, and only one word: Water

    People use tonnes of water, just put in a slow-acting poison or one that kills with concentration, and in a couple of years: all gone!

    Or two words: deadly spores, but whatever.

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    (Eee! AV! Are you back, or am I just imagining things?)

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  8. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    a couple of years????.......won't they detect it in a while let alone in a couple of years

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  9. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I'm just a product of your strange imagination :m:
     
  10. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    Funny avatar. I'm not sure to take offense or not. But as i see it, you're right, right about now being american isnt anything to be proud of, i think..

    Hey, where HAVE y a been? you havent been posting for weeks
     
  11. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    no real offence was intended, partially joking
    but if it would make you more comfortable
    you can destroy Latvians with poisoned beer and cheese

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    I felt I needed a rest from Sciforums
    had overdosed them
     
  12. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    I was not offended, and AH, well good to see you back posting
     
  13. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    'Course not, it will kill upon reaching a certain level of accumulation, so no one will be the wiser until people start dropping like flies. It will be virtually undetectable in water, as the scientists will only attribute it to common waste built up upon years of pollution. And when they've done a biopsy on the bodies and discovered that you need a certain amount to be killed, everyone would have already had so much of the toxin in their body to prevent death! Remember, one can go without food for a period of time, but water is essential to survival! At least half the population of the world would be dead before the neutralizer/"cure" can be found. Muahaha!

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  14. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    So you were never real...?

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    *waves a hand through Av's head* Wheee! I can see right through you! lol
     
  15. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    with fast food and red meat, americans are doing all the work themselves. but it works too damn slow!
     
  16. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    I dunno they did like something a burger for 25 cents at some fast food place omg I almost O.Ded on burger
     
  17. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    lol@SwedishFish and Salty

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    Yep, burgers are pretty cheap. Tacos too, you can get 50 for just $39.99.

    I think SwedishFish is onto something... seems like my plan at slow-acting world destruction is indeed already in motion! Plus it's even more concealed and malicious, as the victims will die in horrible heart attacks, respiratory problems, loss of self-esteem, muscular dystrophy, high blood pressure, etc!

    Ex-cellent.

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  18. Revolution Registered Senior Member

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    :bugeye:

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    1- I hate fast food
    2- I dont eat rice very much at ALL
    3- Beer

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    Guess I'll be one of the lucky Americans huh?
     
  19. Hilarion Registered Member

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    There can be no question that ignorance is the root of all evil.

    That's why I'm taking over this ridiculous planet.... we don't have long before the BIG Boss comes in for an inspection..... so get to work.... we've got a *lot* of scum to elimin-....I mean, a lot of people that require processing.....

    So how are those food "supplements" (heehee) coming along ?
     
  20. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    I was thinking it's "failure to relate" or "lack of empathy".... but that's technically ignorance eh?

    And DUDE, you're totally trashign my plans for world domination. Argh... you have to keep it on the low down!

    *deep breath*

    Okay, let's get to eliminating that scum!
     

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