You know you are living in the year 2003 when:

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NightFall, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because
    they
    do not have e-mail.
    2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
    three.
    3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
    newborn so she can create a screen saver.
    4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
    to see
    if anyone is home.
    5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the
    bottom of the screen.
    6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and
    sells
    for half the price you paid.
    7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
    have
    the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
    panic and you turn around to go get it.
    8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
    purchase
    would be a hassle and take planning.
    9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
    10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
    11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
    12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it
    notes.
    13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in
    person.
    14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
    15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling,
    as
    if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
    your
    coffee.
    17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check
    your E-mail
    on your way back to bed.
    18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

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    19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
     
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  3. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Yes! God, yes!

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  7. spacemanspiff czar of things Registered Senior Member

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    8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
    purchase would be a hassle and take planning.


    what is this 'real' money you speak of? is it different than my check card?
     
  8. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    "3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
    newborn so she can create a screen saver."


    haha my mom does this. for an old chick, she's totally come into this century. she's always asking people if their business has a website.

    as for #9 i have a better one. i was reading a real book (you know, the kind made out of paper) and as i approached the end of the page, i tried to scroll.
     
  9. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    life-style changing fast. i have to smile now. *tilting head* ..

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  10. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    -Your 21" monitor weighs more than your chair.
    -Your car cannot fly. And it uses gasoline for energy.
    -It takes you more than 10 minutes to travel across the country.
    -You have never set foot off of planet earth.
    -You use a telephone to communicate.
    -You flip a switch to turn on the lights and other items.
    -You bathe with soap and water, then use a towel to dry yourself.
    -You breath air that can give you colds.
    -It takes more than a few seconds to download large files.
    -You have the ability to spend more money than you make.
    -Web pages don't load right away.
    -Your music and movies come in large disks that you go to a store to buy.
    -Boxes are made out of cardboard.
    -You write on sheets made out of paper.
    -Your electronic items do not communicate with each other.
    -It takes more than a minute to print out a book.
    -Your home airconditioner and water heater are larger than your computer.
    -You wash your dishes and clothes in seperate machines.
    -Elevators use cables to move up and down.
    -You use vaccum cleaners to clean your floor, and lawn mowers with blades.
     
  11. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    good list...enjoyed it and it's quite truthful.


    Also you know live in 2003

    Your drug dealer is a member of a street pharmacist union.
     
  12. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    ^hahahahahaha!!!

    i think we must have one of those around here.. some is good, most is lousy, and they all demand the same price. lol.
     

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