I start a story and you guys branch off untill it finishes

A shadow, flickered in and out of the darkness. Her feace was lit up by a lamp post, and immediatly you could notice her beautiful facial features...

 

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and then she took off her fake teeth and wig and eyelashes and you realized that she was really a dude in drag under a street light. He was there turning tricks tosupport his crack habit.......

 

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...which was supplied by ex president Clinton who had always owned shares in the pharmaceutical trade and wanted to branch out. Benny the rent boy spied a potential customer waving from a car and went to check it out but the police had set a trap...

 

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...the police rushed out of the car and apprehended the monstrosity, for little did they know it was a mutated lilly pad, which had taken the appearance of a drugged out street corner whore, working as an intern for the president with a plant fetish...

 

as soon as he approached the potential customers the cop popped out and got him on the floor and started the beating the shit outta him because he insulted the cop for looking stupid and cheap.

 

...Then the cop stepped back and said
"Hey, at least I don't deny my sexuality you man whore!"
Then they all turned towards the sound of chains coming from the forest and out came....

 

Then came Drunken Mime and woozy and wasted out of the bushes and trees with drool trails hanging from their mouths and they are acrrying rubber chickens to beat everybody in sight with....a few of them bump into imaginery metal poles and the rest get deilirieum tremens ( aka pink elephants)...and turn into fetal positions and cry from imgainery emtional problems....

 

they stare, horror stricken, at the horrible sight....and people start screaming as the Mimes began an imaginary hold up.... (everyone tries to stick to the same tense)

 

The End.

That was beautiful. Let's publish.

 

I thought these were banned!!

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"Word" threads were banned because of the lack of intelligence it required to post in them and the fact that some posters ONLY posted in those threads. I guess it's up to the mods, but I wouldn't call this a "Word" thread.

 

Tallguy i think your story is lacking the "oomph" a good story has , basically because it lacks any element of a story.....

 

What? That story has a subject, a villian, a conflict and a conclusion. What more could you want?

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*oh, yeah* a plot.... I always forget to put that in.....

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Tisk Tisk Tisk...see there you go..a plot dammint a plot....

 

Suddenly, a group of hoboes come and start attacking the mimes, luckily the mimes had no self-defense exept imagination. So they hoboes trampled on them like rabid donkeys.

 

And they all lived happily ever after.

 

until suddenly, something happens....*rubs nose thoughtfully*

 

Cough Cough* ok now how can I begin this entralling tale *leaps out of window* *WWWWWEEEEEEE*

 

...while falling in mid air little Bobby Stevens realized what was possibly the greates mistake in his entire life, ironicaly being; leaping out of the window of a 100 story building(though perhaps not as stupid as the idea of training mutated squirels to regurgetate olives into martini glasses) while in free fall he recalled his physics lessons about Gravity he had had with Mr. McPeterson....

 

Little Bobby was recalling everything he had ever learned about physics, when he landed on an enourmous tramploline