can be found here Why did I arrogantly make a thread dedicated to directing you to my self proclaimed "epic post"? Thats a good question, and I WILL answer it: you see, there comes a time, in a sciforumers life, where... Yoiy!! *jumps out the window and runs away*
*looks around* I claim this abandoned thread in the name of Kermit the Frog. *rams flag through foot* ouch!
While azathoth bends over to lick his wounds (i.e. kiss his boo-boo) I kick him in the ass, shove my dagger into his achiles heal, and take over rule of what is now the most pompous, arrogant, superficially idiotic thread EVER Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"all hail weiser dub" and as i bow to the new master and stab him taking his place as a ruler to this pointless thread as it rolls down the tunnels of obscurity eventually leading into a sesspool of utter stupidity... All hail the lard Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
you fool, you can't stab me, that's already been done, i want my comupance, my comupance damnit (my throne too Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! )
a gunshot to the ass of weiserdub and while he/she suffers agony in pain i regain throne and hit the aching body of my former foe with rubberbands...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.....*cough cough*.....MUHAHAHAHA
*casually strolls back into thread whistling* Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What the hell?!! There's people in here! ... and away I go! *runs away again*
hahahaha another one runs away in fear *dances in a empty castle*...yeah..i am the king....fear me...*crickets chirping ensues*.....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Well, it obviously wasn't a very epic post since it required a new thread to act as an advertisement. At least, not as epic as my soul flying my helicopter down into the castle from above and spitting on lard butt and throwing worms in his face, followed by tarring and feathering... ah, who cares... USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS!!!
Ah ha you think you've thrown worms but i get out of the way ala The Matrix style and run up against a wall do a double filp for no apparent reason and then pupm another shot into Weiserdub's ass leaving him completely assless (use your imagination)....now that i am king again i shall rule in my glory..."again Hail the Lard"
The Achille Heel-less Azathoth limps over to the window and throws his flag of kermit javelin like towards lard in an effort to reclaim his rightful throne in this utterly pointless and totally vandalised thread. Braining the surrendering assless Weiser Dub. er....sorry..
the wounded lard regains consiousness and pulls the spear out of his wounded and bloody flesh only to climb back up the castle and hypnotize Azthoth with Britney Spear dance moves and while he is hypnotized from the utter stupidity of this post and it's responses Lard grabs a sword (ahh..it was on the floor...i swear....no kidding...) and cuts of the hair of Azthoth and then his clothes....he flees in his nudeness and Lard becomes the king again. This is eriously getting pointless:bugeye:
Before it can be befouled by Fafnir's presence Lard throws him out the castle window with a kick in the ass.....*drops in water*....ha hahahaha learn how to swim
well, after wrestling the aligators i climb back in through the same window i was booted out of and laugh at you as my ... AHHHH
i detect your presence in the window and run over ala matrix style and after doing a triple flip, again for no reason, i grab Fafnir in a headlock and give a "ULTIMATE REALLY PAINFUL FIREFIST NOOGIE" MUhahahahahahaha...oh the evilness of it all....muhahahahahaha
thats it im going to... umm, nuke your castle, and then sit in stasis until its safe to build again, muhahaha, [setup]just dont sabatoge the nuke in transit[/setup], or i'll be mad
200000000000000000thhhhhhh This is my 200th post......so i'll just enjoy the coolness of that for now