Who would you most like to order a hit on?

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  1. Azathoth Registered Senior Member

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    If you could order anybody killed, who would you choose?

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    Personally, I'd get the guys who keep filling my email box with spam. The only thing I'd wrestle about in my mind is whether or not to have their arms and legs broken first.

    For those namby pamby peacenik hippies out there who avoid cracks in the pavement incase you inadvertently step on an ant I ask you to imagine a gun has been pointed at your head. If you were forced to choose who would it be. You can pick anyone.

    This is where I step back and await the showers of abuse.

    Boo! Warmonger! Lol!

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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would order the hitman to hit himself.
     
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  7. The Marquis Only want the best for Nigel Valued Senior Member

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    So many to choose from, so few bullets....
     
  8. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    George W. Bush
     
  9. Azathoth Registered Senior Member

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    You can go after the rest later Marquis. Who tops the list? Marilyn Manson, Leonardo Di Crappio, an Evangelist maybe? How about Rosie O'Donnell, Ross Perot, Dr. Laura, Spike Lee, Dan Quayle, Courtney Love, Tonya Harding, Al Sharpton, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore?
     
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  10. jps Valued Senior Member

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    Porfiry,
    I was just going to post something to the effect that you should expect a visit from the secret service soon, but then I remembered you don't live in the US.
    lucky you

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  11. Porfiry Nomad Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, I'm fairly certain the FBI already has a file on me.

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  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    they are probably keeping track of all your forum members too...a potential terrorist network equaling Al-qaida in numbers, resources and evil intent.
     
  13. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    spuriousmonkey, you have discovered the secret, comply or be terminated.

    I'd personally have this guy I know of killed as he's making mine and my g/f's life a misery. But if it was to be someone well known, I'd have to have a hit on Dean Koontz, just cause he was the first person I could think of
     
  14. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    Why Marilyn Manson?

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  16. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    hmmm...the only ones there who deserve it are the evangelist, dr. laura, dan quayle, al sharpton. the rest are either cool or would be pointless.

    I agree with porfiry. Go after G W B. and if he's already gone, tommy franks.
     
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  18. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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  19. reformedtopunk got punk? Registered Senior Member

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    he's probably in my top 10.

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  20. nukem Banned Banned

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    you guys better run for it the FBI and the secret service dose have its littile spy's you know

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  21. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    True, but then again, I have the power of JESUS
     
  22. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    Speaking of Jesus...if I were around 2000 years ago, that's who I would have waxed.
     
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