Feminists

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Jerrek, Mar 24, 2003.

  1. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    I think they are cute.

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  3. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    I have a femenist wellness teacher that I hate. Imagine how bad that situation is. I have a ton of rednecks in my [required] class, so it's like every other day that one of them says "you fight like a girl." She totally freaks out and goes apeshit on them. One time she even threw one out of class. I've heard her make some sexist slurs, I get the feeling that she doesn't want women to be equal, but rather, she wants women to rise above and enslave men.

    There's this really, really stupid kid in our class, a hillbilly. I think we have to try to get him to slap her ass one day. That would be funnier than words could express. I'm not sure I'd be able to keep a straight face until my next birthday...
     
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  5. valentino Registered Senior Member

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    You're one of those people who says shit like "you're cute when you're angry" aren't you? *bristles*
     
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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    No, he's one of those people who think that a joke that's been told five billion times is still funny.
     
  8. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah. Try to be more original, please?

    I got a joke.

    What's the difference between Pepsi and beer?

    You beat the hell out of your wife if she doesn't get you a Pepsi, you beat the hell out of her if she doesn't get her a beer.
     
  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Nice one, Coffee.

    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
    Slap the bitch and tell her to keep washing.
     
  10. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    What do you do when your wife won't cook dinner?

    You drag her out into the yard, have everyone systematically rape her, and then cut her throat.
     
  11. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    Speaking of recycled jokes

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  12. Nightpoet Registered Senior Member

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    We can't have dead baby jokes, but these are fine? Riiiight...
     
  13. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    no dead baby jokes?! but those are the best kind!
     
  14. Nightpoet Registered Senior Member

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    Hey, I"m all for dead baby jokes.
     
  15. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    I don't mind sexist jokes as long as they're meant in good fun and not serious. That goes for pretty much anything un-pc. But it can be pretty hard to tell so it's generally better if you make fun of yourself as not to be taken the wrong way. For instance, as a feminist girl who is good at math, I have been known to poke fun at another feminist friend saying girls can't do math. While I can appreciate the ironic humor of racist jokes I find it innappropriate to make them about races other than your own.

    but dead baby jokes are fun for all!
     
  16. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    How do you get a feminist to eat a dead baby?
    Put it in between another feminist's legs.

    -cs
     
  17. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    HAHA that was awesome cool skill, bravo!

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  18. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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  19. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    wow....these jokes are..umm...not funny...amazing and i thought you people were mature adults.....
     
  20. Nightpoet Registered Senior Member

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    That is so not funny, but I can't stop laughing!!
     
  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Why? Are you a dead baby?

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  22. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, this coming from the guy who thinks the height of hilarity is reached when a cat smashes its head into something, I guess "cat getting hurt" is too high-brow for us 'immature' types...

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  23. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    no but they sure are tasty
     

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