Do not pee when it's -30

[Bachus]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_738078.html?menu=news.quirkies

Poor poor man

but it's funny :)

[Asguard]

OWWWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Vortexx]

Some Russian female bystander should have given him some "oral relieve"....

[notme2000]

:D

I live in Canada, nothing better than watching your piss steam :bugeye:

[moonman]

That's never happened to me :bugeye:

*I like to think of snow as, an unpainted canvas.*

[Alien Mastermind]

lol!

HOW VERY UNFORTUNATE!!:D

[Redoubtable]

What type of "advice" were the bystanders giving? I wonder if it was derogatory in any way. It would be difficult for me to mock someone with their penis frozed to a bus shelter.
:p :( :eek:

[notme2000]

LMAO... I'd egg him on. Make fun of his momma... If he were to snap and come after me... Well he'd leave something behind, lol.

[Captain_Crunch]

Just incase the link will be changed:
Russian man freezes penis to bus shelter

A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.

The young man was on his way home from a bar in the southern city of Stavropol, in temperatures of -30C.

He stopped to urinate, leaning against the bus shelter for support, but swayed at a crucial moment and his penis stuck to the frozen metal.

The BBC reports the man was apparently taken by surprise by the cold temperatures, as Stavropol is normally one of the warmest Russian regions.

A large crowd gathered, shouting advice. Finally passerby Valery Levchenko was able to free the man using a kettle of warm water borrowed from a chemist.

The man reportedly refused further medical help before running off.

ehm,HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.:D
Taken surprise by the cold temperatures?
He must have been plastered. :D

[wet1]

Talking about being exposed to the elements...:eek:

[Captain_Crunch]

hehe, it reminds me of dumb and dumber where he gets his tongue stuck to the ski lift. :D

[Bachus]

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
hehe, it reminds me of dumb and dumber where he gets his tongue stuck to the ski lift. :D

Yeah but i'd rather have my tongue attached to something then my penis :eek:

[NightFall]

if it was 30 below.. and he was out there long enough for someone to find him, get help, and get him unstuck... don't you think he would have had frostbite?...

-laughs-.. don't they cut frostbite off? hehehehehehe...

[pumpkinsaren'torange]

:eek: :bugeye: :D there are so many WEIRD people in this world...have you ever noticed??

[IXL777]

A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.
Are you taking the piss!

Its a good thing it was a bus -shelter and not a jumbo-jet..

:D :D

[Bachus]

Originally posted by NightFall
if it was 30 below.. and he was out there long enough for someone to find him, get help, and get him unstuck... don't you think he would have had frostbite?...

-laughs-.. don't they cut frostbite off? hehehehehehe...

If they do it's natures prinicple (kick out the stupid people out of the gene poule)

[wet1]

I have had the dubious pleasure of a light case of frostbite. Took 21 days to regain feeling and when I did I wished that I hadn't.

For more sever cases, yes, amputation is on the menu as a cure.

If they do it's natures prinicple (kick out the stupid people out of the gene poule)

and where was the life guard during this time???

[NightFall]

I have had the dubious pleasure of a light case of frostbite. Took 21 days to regain feeling and when I did I wished that I hadn't. this one time.. at girlscout camp.. (hehehe) we had to sleep in these outdoor tent things, and my pinky toe froze overnight.. and when i woke up, the whole side of my foot was white cuz no blood would get to it... and i sat by the heater trying to massage it warm again, and i finally got it working after a while.. but now, at the slightest hint of a chill it goes numb again, and i have to revive 'em. lol. :(

[Lartox]

I remember a friend freezing his hand on a boyscout trip. Idiot scout leaders hadn't bothered to check the forecast, so we all had light gear with us. One of the many(many many) reasons I quit boyscouts.

And that guy must have been way freaking plastered. I'm not even that stupid plastered and stoned! :eek: :m:

[pigsfly]

if he pulled for a while it might have gotten longer

[Dreamwalker]

hihi...funny thing. :D

[Avatar]

-30 aint that bad
if you're dressed that is :D

[TruthSeeker]

Oh, this happens every winter season! :D :D
Fortunately for me, I live in Victoria, BC.... :D

[TruthSeeker]

Oh! That meaks sense. This thread is more than one year old..... :p

[vslayer]

i stuck my hand to a fork i left in the freezer

[Bleed]

Oh wow...that's a gag...oral 'relief'...haha

[Xylene]

I wonder if the guy sits down to pee these days--won't have been much left of his wang after an hour or so at -30 C. With the amount of vodka the guy had in him, he probably didn't feel the cold--at least for a while. One way of fixing frostbite (so I've heard, never needed to try it) is to stick ya dong in a glass of alcohol. That's how David Niven saved his inch when he got it chilled during ski-ing in Switzerland or somewhere. Imagine putting something like that in your autobiography. Seriously though, there were at least hundreds and probably thousands of German soldiers who died on the Russian Front in WW2 because they were stupid enough to do their business outside.