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pumpkinsaren'torange
10-29-02, 04:18 PM
zippyisms. :mad:
Sorry Pumkinhead - that thread was designed for people with a sense of humor. :D
grazzhoppa
10-29-02, 04:21 PM
I have a constant headache from the moment I walk into school, until I'm home.
goofyfish
10-29-02, 04:22 PM
Conspiracy theorists.
You know who you are.
pumpkinsaren'torange
10-29-02, 04:24 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
sense of humor????????!! who says i have no sense of humor??!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: *throws a stick of dynamite into this thread, runs away laughing* :p :mad:
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*stRgrL*
10-29-02, 04:32 PM
Bad lays:D
Chagur
What's a headache?
A headache sometimes occurs simply from having your nose to the grindstone all day.
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EvilPoet
10-29-02, 04:38 PM
Willful ignorance
Bebelina
10-29-02, 04:38 PM
Red wine and bad rhyme.
Oh.
Maybe that's why I've never had one (Q)
No grindstones where I 'worked'.
goofyfish
10-29-02, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by *stRgrL* - Bad lays:DHeadache, or pain in the ass?
There's a difference, you know...
:eek:
*stRgrL*
10-29-02, 05:25 PM
Headache, or pain in the ass?
Both:D
Bad lays do suck... they don't usually end in headaches, though. They usually end in fights. Maybe the fights end in headaches, but I dunno. I'm usually gone by then. I have no patience for chicks who don't know what to do in bed.
- Warren
goofyfish
10-29-02, 06:16 PM
Well, they usually respond to their partner, Warren.
Perhaps they leave with a bigger headache than you!
Originally posted by goofyfish
Well, they usually respond to their partner, Warren.
Perhaps they leave with a bigger headache than you!
If you're suggesting that I don't know how to please a woman, you'd be a damned fool. Sorry.
- Warren
Bad lays usually result in sleeping on the couch for next few days as punishment. Not really headache I would say.
pumpkinsaren'torange
10-29-02, 06:30 PM
FYI: I would never be sleeping on the couch, then. :p
It's not gentlemanly to make the female sleep on the couch. :D
Originally posted by Chagur
It's not gentlemanly to make the female sleep on the couch. :D
But it's NEVER the female who gets blamed and punished for that.
A female can just lie down and say okay, give me orgasm. :D
When/if you have accomplished your mission, she can say okay, that was fun, do it again. (doesn't matter if you need an IV afterwards)
Gave my answer to that problem over at 'Threesomes' Joeman.
Take care :D
not gentlemanly to make her sleep on the couch? What if your only piece of furniture is a couch? Not all of us are so fortunate as to possess a bed...
And y'know what's better than a bed? One of those Korean floors that has stone underneath and is heated so the whole thing is nice n toasty. Then spread a thick blanket over that, lie down over it and spread another blanket on top of you.
Now that, is a night of bliss that can scare away any winter.
Or a girl. That's always warm, too.
Originally posted by Chagur
Gave my answer to that over at 'Threesomes' Joeman.
Take care :D
I didn't read that thread. That thread is getting too large for me to catch up. Besides, I am far more likely to have twosomes or worse, onesome (like right now) than threesomes so I am not really that interested in the thread.
CounslerCoffee
10-29-02, 07:29 PM
Any loud noise will make me get a headache from hell. Espeicially if its highpitched. I also get headaches when Im sick or fighting with my mom.
Only way to go: Two guys & One girl!
Paradise for the female; alternating
beer breaks for the guys. Especially if she's multi-orgasmic. :D
Take care :cool:
Originally posted by chroot
If you're suggesting that I don't know how to please a woman, you'd be a damned fool. Sorry.
Does anyone else find that much like all those 15-year-olds who think they're the best screw in town? The kids who go all cocky and try cracking onto older girls, and the older girls laugh at them?
"Damn, I'm SOOO good in the sack! It's tough being this good..."
Gimme a break...
Originally posted by Adam
Does anyone else find that much like all those 15-year-olds who think they're the best screw in town? The kids who go all cocky and try cracking onto older girls, and the older girls laugh at them?
"Damn, I'm SOOO good in the sack! It's tough being this good..."
Gimme a break...
And you're attacking me yet again because...?
oh right, your insecurity complex
- Warren
Distortion
10-29-02, 09:09 PM
Almost nothing will give me a headache.
Useless bickering - comes close.
-Distortion
And you're attacking me yet again because...?
oh right, your insecurity complex
- Warren
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Yes but he is right this time!
:D :D
CounslerCoffee
10-29-02, 09:25 PM
Especially if she's multi-orgasmic
Thats a myth.
Does anyone else find that much like all those 15-year-olds who think they're the best screw in town? The kids who go all cocky and try cracking onto older girls, and the older girls laugh at them?
Most of them probably are still virgins. And yes I know these older girls that you speak of, but I am in college.
NightFall
10-29-02, 10:07 PM
Especially if she's multi-orgasmic
Thats a myth.
can someone give me the exact definaition of this, cuz im pretty sure you're wrong.
As for headaches...
doing my hair up. especially when its wet. its too heavy and gives me really bad headaches sometimes....
and allergies.
or a mix... thats the worst... then you get those headaches where you have to have quiet, and dark and you hide under the covers, and dont want to do anything but fall asleep...
Sniveling whiners give me a pain in the neck.:bugeye:
Originally posted by chroot
And you're attacking me yet again because...?
oh right, your insecurity complex
No Chroot. When people blow their own trumpets, it needs to be pointed out so everyone can laugh and enjoy the show. I did this favour for TheChosen, now I'm doing it for you. Stop saying stupid things and it won't happen.
Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Especially if she's multi-orgasmic
Thats a myth.Suggest you read Masters and Johnson. In particular:
"Female Sex Organs: 'Ready return to orgasm'."
Take care :rolleyes:
goofyfish
10-30-02, 11:42 AM
...or check with chroot - he's apparently one of the Masters. :D
When people start telling us how great they are, it's my job to sick a pin in their over-enflated egos. I consider it a public service. Gosh I'm nice... :p
Originally posted by Adam
When people start telling us how great they are, it's my job to sick a pin in their over-enflated egos. I consider it a public service. Gosh I'm nice... :p
Have you really not realized yet that both goofyfish and I were being sarcastic? Are you really that stupid?
- Warren
Actually Chroot, your habit of blowing your own trumpet is quite evident in many threads. Although clearly educated in maths and physics, you lack basic communication skills and seem woefully undereducated in any but those areas. Your penchant for telling people how good you are pops up all over the place. Deal with it.
Originally posted by Adam
Actually Chroot, your habit of blowing your own trumpet is quite evident in many threads. Although clearly educated in maths and physics, you lack basic communication skills and seem woefully undereducated in any but those areas. Your penchant for telling people how good you are pops up all over the place. Deal with it.
I know hijacking threads and continually attacking me in public gives you the sort of rush of masculinity and power you so desperately lack in your real life -- but get this: it's not appropriate. If you have some kind of personal problem with me, use the private messaging system. It's childish and stupid for you to continue this sort of thing, in multiple threads, in public.
- Warren
Originally posted by chroot
If you have some kind of personal problem with me, use the private messaging system.
Bad idea. I wouldn't be able to see it if he does that.
It's childish and stupid for you to continue this sort of thing, in multiple threads, in public.
It takes two to start a fight.
Almost nothing will give me a headache.
Useless bickering - comes close.
Oh c'mon, I have twenty bucks on Warren.
I know hijacking threads and continually attacking me in public gives you the sort of rush of masculinity and power you so desperately lack in your real life -- but get this: it's not appropriate. If you have some kind of personal problem with me, use the private messaging system. It's childish and stupid for you to continue this sort of thing, in multiple threads, in public.
Oh no! Then I wouldn't get to SEEE!
Counseler:
Thats a myth.
Oh no it's not.
Originally posted by chroot
I know hijacking threads and continually attacking me in public gives you the sort of rush of masculinity and power you so desperately lack in your real life -- but get this: it's not appropriate.
Wow. You got it in one, hit the nail on the head. Amazing. Really.
Originally posted by chroot
If you have some kind of personal problem with me, use the private messaging system. It's childish and stupid for you to continue this sort of thing, in multiple threads, in public.
Actually I prefer to harass silly people in public. Stupidity should not only be painful, but be seen to be painful to prevent it in future from others.
Originally posted by Joeman
It takes two to start a fight.
I'm aware. When did I start a fight?
- Warren
Originally posted by Adam
Stupidity should not only be painful, but be seen to be painful to prevent it in future from others.
I'm not stupid.
- Warren
Originally posted by Xev
Oh c'mon, I have twenty bucks on Warren.
Oh no! Then I wouldn't get to SEEE!
:(
- Warren
Pine_net
10-30-02, 01:00 PM
Two words...
BAD BEER! :p
Originally posted by Adam
Actually Chroot, your habit of blowing your own trumpet is quite evident in many threads.
I know, as I've already admitted, that I tend to come across as a bit arrogant. On the other hand, you can't really know me just by reading my posts here: I don't really intend to be arrogant, and I certainly don't intend to hurt anyone's feelings.
I'm sorry you're so incapable of seeing who I really am, Adam. Maybe the incessant flow of bullshit from your mouth will keep others from seeing who you really are, too.
Although clearly educated in maths and physics
This brings up another interesting point -- you honestly don't seem clearly educated in, well, anything -- so why do you post so much more frequently than I?
- Warren
Originally posted by chroot
I'm sorry you're so incapable of seeing who I really am, Adam.
It's not that I'm incapable, it's that I don't give a damn.
Originally posted by chroot
This brings up another interesting point -- you honestly don't seem clearly educated in, well, anything -- so why do you post so much more frequently than I?
For a supposed scientists, you certainly enjoy your assumptions.
Originally posted by Adam
It's not that I'm incapable, it's that I don't give a damn.
You care enough to spend literally hours of your day posting personal attacks at me. Why wouldn't you care enough to actually get to know me? You're grasping.
- Warren
Actually I'm studying. I spend literally hours on here writing crap while studying, to break the monotony.
What Gives You a Headache ?
bad and lame hiphop, opera (the singing style, not the browser)
Captain_Crunch
10-30-02, 04:35 PM
pop music
shinobi
10-30-02, 04:42 PM
I spent many years researching for the "What Is Your Fave Drink" thread. I would often wake up with a headache after a particularly studious night.
unbalanced
11-02-02, 10:07 AM
I get a headache from realizing how seriously people take what they read on these forums,it's really much more fun to do something that requires the use of more than your fingers and you brain.
Note:fingers and brain
_bla bla on forums
_masturbation
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