****NEWS UPDATE******* Evolution

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  1. p_ete2001 Registered Senior Member

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    ****NEWS UPDATE*******

    Scientists studying at the University of California have recently discovered that peoples noses are in fact not a second passage allowing people to breathe should their mouth become blocked, but they are in actual fact a fifth limb. The outside of the nose has microscopic 'toe like feelers' which mean that should a person fall over in the dark and for some reason not be able to use their arms or legs (maybe through paralysation from the fall), then they call feel their way to safety using their snotter.
    Scientists say that their is a 93.243553% chance that this safeguard has stayed with humanity through natural selection and was present when we were (if it is ever proven that we were, once, in fact) pirates
     
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  5. sinecure71 Registered Senior Member

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    I thought that was what the penis was really for

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  7. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Argh! Shiver me timbers! Argh!
     
  8. paulsamuel Registered Senior Member

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    reply to sinecure71

    I have often longed for a prehensile penis.
     
  9. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    When I fall on my nose, it tends to break, not feel around for stuff.

    Or have I got a disobidient nose

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  10. Frieda Registered Senior Member

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    i'd probably get myself arrested using my nose like that

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  11. sinecure71 Registered Senior Member

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    LOL - that would really 'grab' the attention of the ladies.
     
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    pete

    if ever there was a need for self-censorship, it would have been this post
     

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